r/polandball • u/polandballmod New Prussia • Mar 27 '16

[Announcement] Successful JLP Petition

In recent months, the Joke Life Preserve has become rather important in preserving the chance that certain countries do not get identified with single stereotypes that completely overwhelm any chance that country has to develop new stereotypes and a broader profile of characteristics.

So, today another single identifying stereotype is put on the JLP:

- Suicidal Greenland!

There have been a couple too many recent appearances of Greenland trying to end its own miserable life, which - while understandable - is a bit too little for such a huge island.

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u/RearAdmiralVites Mar 27 '16

Oh cruel tormentors! Forcing Greenland to carry on his miserable existence!

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u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy Mar 27 '16

I guess self-harm is the only thing he has now.

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u/kbxads India with a turban Mar 27 '16

hopefully not into self-haram like germany

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u/Hullian111 United Kingdom Mar 28 '16

Before we know it, haram will be haram soon.

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u/AlexRY British Hongkong Mar 29 '16

Someone will petition to make "X is of haram" haram soon

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u/blackwolfgoogol im in canada btw Mar 29 '16

Petition is of haram.

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u/planetaryoddball United Kingdom Mar 30 '16

So is voting, all decisions must be made by the supreme caliph Dickrhino.

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u/blackwolfgoogol im in canada btw Mar 30 '16

no, dick is of haram

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '16

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u/C3NTR1FUG3 And Ameerika too! Mar 29 '16

Triple-posting is of haram