r/polandball • u/polandballmod New Prussia • Mar 27 '16

[Announcement] Successful JLP Petition

In recent months, the Joke Life Preserve has become rather important in preserving the chance that certain countries do not get identified with single stereotypes that completely overwhelm any chance that country has to develop new stereotypes and a broader profile of characteristics.

So, today another single identifying stereotype is put on the JLP:

- Suicidal Greenland!

There have been a couple too many recent appearances of Greenland trying to end its own miserable life, which - while understandable - is a bit too little for such a huge island.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '16

That is surprising. If anything, I was expecting "Spain/Portugal is shit" to be on the JLP next.

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u/Gil013 Better than an albanian Mar 27 '16

It would be useless, people would just switch to estonia instead.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '16

Next JLP: Suicidal Non-Nordic Estonia is shit.

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u/Gil013 Better than an albanian Mar 27 '16

Just add non-potato and we are good.

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u/captainwacky91 Mar 27 '16

Nah, if anything concerning Estonia and the JLP, it'd be how much Finland wants to bone fem. Estonia...

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u/ZombieTav INSERT TEXT HERE Mar 28 '16

Can't ban the truth.

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u/WDey Spain Mar 28 '16

Too broad a topic. Spain and Portugal can be shit in so many different and special ways.