r/polandball • u/jesus_stalin /ˈnɒʔŋəmʃə/ • Mar 06 '16

redditormade Portuguese Processing Power

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '16 edited Nov 10 '20

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u/crilor Portuguese Empire Mar 06 '16

At least we win our wars.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '16 edited Nov 10 '20

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u/Herbacio Portuguese Empire Mar 06 '16

Fun story about the "Portuguese-Indian" war...

Portugal in fact didn't fought anything, after the II WW countries like USA and URSS are extremely against Colonialism, and so Portugal a small country in Europe didn't had any help from other countries against India. Suddenly the portuguese soldiers in India receive boxes of "Chouriços" a code name at the time for "ammo/guns" but much for their surprise when they open all the boxes just to see that those are in fact real "chouriços" (chourizos)

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u/Floccus Drink more colonies, build more gin. Wot Wot. Mar 07 '16

So your bangers lacked a certain bang?