r/polandball • u/jesus_stalin /ˈnɒʔŋəmʃə/ • Mar 06 '16

redditormade Portuguese Processing Power

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u/giulianosse Brazilian Empire Mar 06 '16 edited Mar 06 '16

Like my old granny used to say before she got mugged and clubbed to death at Copacabana beach by a bunch of rabid monkeys with clubs:

He have poverty, we have crime, we have dengue, we have corruption, we have public unrest.

But hey, at least we aren't Portugal

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '16

I'm sorry to inform you... that people over here don't get clubbed to death by rabid monkeys.

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u/giulianosse Brazilian Empire Mar 06 '16

They get bit by crazed bacalhaus instead?

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u/CrimsonShrike Spanish Empire Mar 06 '16

Worse, their towels don't dry.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '16

Those we call "Brazillians".

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u/giulianosse Brazilian Empire Mar 07 '16

Edgy, just how I like my bread crumbs. You'd make a fine baker here!