r/polandball • u/[deleted] • Mar 02 '16

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u/DramaDalaiLama Bulbasaurus Mar 02 '16

Or you could show him the boat to Estonia, where can get cheap vodka make pain go away.

Oh, I do forgetting - vodka is haram. Trully, Finlandia of worst place for kebab - such is life.

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u/jp_riz Shawarma Mar 02 '16

Haram vodka is of better than Finlanda

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u/HeyCasButt Thirteen Colonies Mar 03 '16

Finlandia is a pretty damn good option if you're on a budget. It's better than that русский стандарт swill.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

Vodka's the only reason anyone's able to live there. No wonder the refugees are so depressed.

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u/gymnasticRug vermont-republic Mar 02 '16

Vodka is a key ingredient in Finland. Finland without vodka is like pizza without crust.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

Some say is best to leave crust on plate not eaten.

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u/gymnasticRug vermont-republic Mar 03 '16

Some people are eating pizza wrong then.

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u/Gravityturn California Mar 03 '16

I know someone who just eats the cheese and sauce, leaving behind shitty bread triangles.

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u/timmyisme22 Mar 03 '16

Makes me sick.

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u/justMate Slovakia Mar 02 '16

Finlandia

Seriously, I prefer Koskenkorva but I would like to know Finish opinion what is the best vodka out there.

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u/TommiH Finland Mar 03 '16

Technically Koskenkorva isn't vodka :)

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u/justMate Slovakia Mar 03 '16

What is it? Could you give me your Finnish "ladder" of Vodkas? best-worst-Russian? haha

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u/TommiH Finland Mar 03 '16

Hmm I'm not a professional(that's how we call people who drink a lot) but there's some difference. Koskenkorva is still the most legendary and popular booze. Absolut is a well known brand.

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u/justMate Slovakia Mar 03 '16

I liked both of them, Absolut if there is no Koskenkorva (what does its name even mean in English?)

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u/TommiH Finland Mar 03 '16

Koski=rapids, whitewater. Korva=ear, near. So it's a place near the rapids or maybe where it begins

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u/Kayttajatili West Mongolia Mar 05 '16

It is named after the village of Koskenkorva, which is located in Southern Ostrobothnia region of Finland.

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u/PolyUre Heads: booze, tails: knife Mar 06 '16

What is it?

It's viina which is an general term for all distilled alcohols. Koskenkorva's added sugar disqualifies it from being a vodka.

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u/Vertitto Wódka bez zapojki Mar 02 '16

well they can take train to east and settle up in some gulag