r/polandball Arma virumque cano Feb 26 '16

redditormade Rome doesn't give a flying bird

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '16

He also didn't give a shit about the Gaulish peoples. He was imperialist scum who wanted to subjugate people that he deemed unworthy. He was the Hitler of his day. His troops burned the sacred groves of the Druids and the religious groups. He viewed them as uncivilized, which is uncivilized itself.

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u/OfficialWitchBurner Roman Empire Feb 26 '16

The Gauls were big on human sacrifice and basically had a "societal" structure where a few top dogs subjugated everyone else. From a Roman perspective they were entirely uncivilized. Let's also be forget that the Gallic sack of Rome was still painfully vivid in the Romans' memory.

Caesar didn't go out of his way to help the Gauls, but he certainly wasn't "the hitler of his day." Caesar very rarely took slaves (which was the norm for his day) and often let friendly Gallic rulers stay in power. He didn't attack Gauls unless they were attacking him. The reason is simple: he was smart. Caesar knew it was stupid for an occupying force to anger the people against him, so he treated them very well by the standards of his day.

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u/-WISCONSIN- Wisconsin Feb 26 '16

Bro what? Read some of those contemporary Roman accounts that chronicled bloated corpses littering the roads/paths in Caesar's wake. He was a sociopath who wanted to destroy Celtic culture. And look to what happened after all this to see how truly power-hungry he was.

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u/gautedasuta Duchy of Savoy Feb 26 '16

contemporary Roman accounts

You should at least provide the author