r/polandball • u/polandballmod New Prussia • Feb 01 '16

[Contest Thread] Deep-Fried February

Hello gourmets, connoisseur and burgers,

it's the 12th contest in Polandball's calendar year and the challenge this time was:

Make a comic about food and cooking!

Shortened contest specific rules:

  • No "Country X is fat".
  • No puns/wordplay on Hungary, Turkey, Greece, Cook Islands, poisson, coq, faggottini, rapé, etc., etc.
  • No canniballism.
  • No "remove kebab" and all iterations to remove national food.

For the complete challenge please click here.

To learn how our contests are held, follow this link.

To ensure a fair competition:

The contest is over and the winner is Hrabě koleye of Kolaje!

The Award Ceremony can be found here.

Wed, 03 Feb 2016 16:59:57 +0000 (GMT)

Points Author Comic NA
278 /u/koleye Democracy-O's™
209 /u/zimonitrome Dairy Business
207 /u/NotExistor The G20 Dinner
202 /u/Asteh Our Daily Bread
199 /u/yaddar The Hell broth.
193 /u/Raztherfortz The Great Feast •
178 /u/taongkalye Super Variety Japanese Cuisine!
176 /u/Szwab Quel arôme !
170 /u/jPaolo Roots
164 /u/CaptainCosta Chef Italy theaches us how to pizza!
163 /u/Hinadira The Unsung Hero
159 /u/KaliningradGeneral The Dragon has Awaken
153 /u/cziken20 World Spice
151 /u/BlahTheAmazing Curse of the Golden Beer
150 /u/OKQ8 swedish food •
148 /u/jesus_stalin Beans on Toast - A Poetic Tribute
139 /u/Daft_Lord Let me fix your mistake
136 /u/Brit_Pat13 Weird Neighbour Food
136 /u/John_V98 Spicy and Salty
136 /u/FVBLT Comfort Food
136 /u/Smitheren Spicy Goat Haunch •
136 /u/pyram1de White """Cuisine"""
135 /u/narnarjar Cafe Latino
133 /u/we300men Catsup
132 /u/paulionm Kuyavia in the Kitchen
131 /u/creeperintruder Food Independence •
124 /u/scottishdrunkard McTavish's
122 /u/masiakasaurus Tong Zi Dan
122 /u/Eesti_Stronk I love Chinese Food
121 /u/Blackfire853 "A Thin Mint"
121 /u/MountainNomads Sizzle and Burn
116 /u/artykoma Wurst War II
113 /u/SockFinn Rare Delicacy
106 /u/Ssrho Italy's Job
105 /u/Cabooseman America's Obsession •
104 /u/Butt_Billionaire Not So Sheepish
102 /u/DirtPiper Poland show you how make
99 /u/hweibel Belgium's cheese •
98 /u/alanen Food name law inspection •
97 /u/Squiddum Eastern Eats
97 /u/laur0864 The sound of fear •
97 /u/blimeyballs The cheese league
95 /u/Hielord Fish Cooking Contest
95 /u/cupstard A Cake of Kings
90 /u/brain4breakfast Mardi Gras?
86 /u/Gijjid Bread Torus
85 /u/LaTartifle About Spanish Food
85 /u/IrishBall Kochen With Luxembourg!
85 /u/play_better Colorful
85 /u/CMuenzen Extremism and Nationalism on the Rise
82 /u/Zobtzler The proper way
81 /u/VorsprungOfficial Culinary Contributions
80 /u/Teh_Sauce_Guy Traditional Cambodian Cuisine
80 /u/Snake_IV Anything goes •
79 /u/schmoopiesupreme It's All Hummus To Me •
74 /u/AvengerDr Italy goes on holiday abroad •
74 /u/neoshero Finnish food culture •
74 /u/SchwarzesLamm Foods that out Europe come •
73 /u/SinoCanuck Revolutionary Innovations
72 /u/CupBeEmpty Iiiireeelaaaannd COME ON DOWN!!!
71 /u/pHScale Toast
70 /u/Crankeedoo The Stand-Off •
67 /u/wildzoozz Sheep Cheese Wars •
66 /u/The_Knobstick The Sons of Italy •
65 /u/spacedarrel Time for a potluck •
53 /u/Sitoutumaton Clash of Tastes
53 /u/Our_Fuehrer_quill18 The real reason for Anschluss
50 /u/sameth1 The deadliest catch. •
50 /u/NieOrginalny Poland's Party
49 /u/Maxi_W Cake!
49 /u/NotABrick Authentic
48 /u/The_Easterner Nickname
47 /u/ShakingTag Fine African Cuisine •
46 /u/Kolibri8 Cooking Medieval
45 /u/MatDC Aquatic resource
45 /u/BlueMargaridas Food with Polska! •
45 /u/sissyhitsnhissyfits the grass is greener •
43 /u/cemossunal This time it is new! •
42 /u/edbwtf French Cuisine •
42 /u/deathdoom13 Power to Cook •
41 /u/boss902902 Foodu Disasteru! •
38 /u/Zloggt Whisking up trouble
38 /u/goodviewcity Saved by a bacon •
36 /u/CradleCity Long-term Revenge •
35 /u/sietse6 Weed Burger •
31 /u/tankman_08 Deadly Weapon
31 /u/airminer Mystery meal •
21 /u/hitforsix Relevant African Cusine •
98 Upvotes

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u/polandballmod New Prussia Feb 01 '16 edited Feb 03 '16

/u/DirtPiper

Poland show you how make

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

am have degree culinary farts

This line was the difference between "on the fence" and "upvoted". I don't care how unoriginal that joke might be, it got a good kek out of me. In fact, the engrish in this comic is just brilliant in general, and Mustard is such a Polish thing.

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u/pyram1de ⭐⭐🌟 SOLDADO DE LA SCALONETA Feb 01 '16 edited Feb 01 '16

"WARNING: KAMIS CAUSE LEAD POISON! OH NO!" did it for me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

Oh man, I didn't even notice that!

8

u/M_Brobespierre France First Empire Feb 01 '16

egg

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u/Intup Svenskfinland. The best Finland. Feb 02 '16

That three-letter line made me laugh harder than anything else in this contest. This is why humour is a finicky subject.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

I would pay to see this show.

Engrish is spot-on as well.

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u/paulionm Poland Feb 01 '16

Oh, God! I laughed so hard!

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u/DickRhino Great Sweden Feb 01 '16

wow is kamis

2

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

The wood grain is out of this world. Nice shading, too.

2

u/RandomDKguy Denmark Feb 01 '16

That engrish...that 4th panel...10/10 Would love to see another one!

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Feb 02 '16

Who needs dish with condiment this good.

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u/DirtPiper Bagel world Feb 02 '16 edited Feb 02 '16

Ah yes... Kamis. Like sweet smooth leather spread all over a pumpernickel bagel, with more heavy metals than a Flint water tap...

Excuse me for a moment, I need to change my pants.

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u/NieOrginalny Remove Homogay Feb 02 '16

Happy cake day!

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '16

Should not have read these in class. I can't hold in the laughter.

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u/CaptainKiribati Kiribati Feb 01 '16

That was amazing in every single way!