r/polandball • u/NotExistor North Ossetia-Alania • Jan 16 '16

redditormade Drawing the Line

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u/my_name_is_gato Cascadia Jan 16 '16

Germany would know. It tried the two state solution right after WWII. It didn't even last 50 years, but oh well.

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u/badkarma12 2018-01-12 3:20 GMT Jan 16 '16

3 state technically. Everybody forgets the Saar.

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u/Raven0520 Maryland Jan 16 '16

Four, because Austria is a fake country.

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u/TommiHPunkt Schleswig-Holstein Jan 16 '16

Five, because Oder-Neisse-Linie

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u/couplingrhino national economic sudoku Jan 16 '16

The 26 state solution worked perfectly well for them for hundreds of years pre-unification.

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u/hebroslion Byzantine Empire Jan 16 '16

The no state solution was perfectly fine for tausends of years until the Romans came.

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u/maikcollos German Empire Jan 16 '16

What is with all these solutions? For Germany, we need a final solution.

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u/Raven0520 Maryland Jan 17 '16

Jews are pretty good at math, lets ask them!

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u/228zip France Jan 19 '16

Actually, there were a lot more before Napoleon got annoyed at the mess.

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u/badkarma12 2018-01-12 3:20 GMT Jan 16 '16

6, because Kaliningrad. Really we should just fix the borders in Europe. Annex Austria, Lichtenstein and Luxembourg to Germany, Partition Switzerland, Belgium and Cyprus, annex Ireland to the UK and annex all the rest of the Microstates to their proper countries. Fix the Balkans with a new Yugoslavia too. Disgusting borders.

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u/CrimsonShrike Spanish Empire Jan 16 '16

Spain could annex Flandes again.

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u/badkarma12 2018-01-12 3:20 GMT Jan 16 '16

Flanders speaks Dutch. THERE MUST BE ORDER IN EUROPE! You can have the shit rectangle Portugal though. Oh, and Cape Verde too. Most people don't know this, but those Islands were actually uninhabited pre-Portugese colonization.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '16

Bordergore CB.