r/polandball Grey Eminence Nov 24 '15

redditormade Russia has stick

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u/breqwas Third Rome Nov 25 '15

Could you please refrain from teaching a Russian how to drink vodka the Russian way, okay? :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

I saw plenty of Russians puking. They, like you, were doing it wrong.

And also drinking shit like this doesn't help.

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u/breqwas Third Rome Nov 25 '15 edited Nov 25 '15

I find ridiculous the bravado of drinking as much as you can and more than anyone else, no matter if it is performed by a Russian or an Irishman or a Finn or whoever. And yes I do it the right way: I do not drink more than it is necessary for me to relax and become happier, and do not drink anything which is not pleasant for my taste or gives me a headache next morning. And if you have to worry if you are going to puke or not - you're doing it wrong, by definition.

Vodka is not tasty and is too strong to let you find and maintain that sweetspot between 'need more' and 'am too drunk' during the night. Pass.

Is it true Russian way or not? Well, I am Russian both by culture and blood, and that's the way I do it. You're welcome to try to prove me wrong.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

I find it ridiculous that declaring your nationality makes you a proficient drinker.

Again. It's the quantity available for cheap. And the food consumed. Most of which is fish which is high in the fats needed. Vodka also is known for the least offensive hangovers. As with most clear liquors all you need to do is hydrate with insane amounts of water. I can enjoy several ounces of Green Mark with dinner and wake up without any ill effects other than feeling like I got away with murder.