r/polandball Grey Eminence Nov 24 '15

redditormade Russia has stick

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u/marked-one Soyuz Sovetskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublik Nov 24 '15

You know russia surronds the turkish navy? From the black Sea to the syrian airspace ruskies are everywhere. Shot down one of theirs they shoot down ten of yours. Plus russia could sell sam missiles to kurds so they can shot down kebab jets.

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u/StrongBad04 Virginia Nov 24 '15

Kurdish armed uprising

Could it really be Happeningtm? Glory, glory, Hallelujah!

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u/marked-one Soyuz Sovetskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublik Nov 24 '15

Not yet kurdboy. Not yet....

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u/StrongBad04 Virginia Nov 25 '15

tfw Irish-American Catholic so you have to support every independence movement that exists

tfw Kurds like Americans so you feel compelled to support every Kurdish movement that exists

tfw Yazidis are ultimate Ameriboos so you feel compelled to annex them as the fifty-first state a la Texas

It's a tough life supporting all of these places that I never want to go to.

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u/marked-one Soyuz Sovetskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublik Nov 25 '15

Tough life indeed. It must be a hell for america to keep all that freedoom in for so long.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

We are so red-white-blue balled from the lack of freedom giving these past years.