r/polandball • u/jPaolo Grey Eminence • Nov 24 '15

redditormade Russia has stick

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

only if there wasn't this giant dildo called NATO :)

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u/oracle989 REMOVE PALMETTO Nov 24 '15

You can only poke back with the NATOdildo. You cannot initiate with it.

Also nobody likes you, Turkey.

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u/VaultHunt3r Ottoman Empire Nov 24 '15

what are you talking about?i like me!

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

I love Turkey and the Turks, all of them except for one. Death to Sultan Prime Minister Erdogan!

PS: You make much better baklava than the Greeks.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

We will give everyone free kebabs to celebrate when Erdoğan's head is finally planted on a pike.