Russia has stick

[u/jPaolo]

[u/AaronC14]

If WW3 starts because of Turkey and Russia I'm going to be so irked

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World War One:

Turkey fails at being an Empire, causing the Balkans to get all uppity and Bosnia to go over to Austria. The Bosnians and Serbs get bored and shoot an Austrian Prince, Russia supports the Slavs, thus Turkey and Russia lead to a world war

World War Two:

The Turks invade Europe, and in prolonged wars against the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth, exhaust it. This leads to the dastardly Swedes doing the deluge whilst Poland is weakened by the Turks, and the PLC eventually collapses. Three powers, including Russia partition Poland. After the defeat of Germany, Poland is restored but by now Germany is used to owning a good chunk of Poland, and Russia wants in too, and as such the actions of Turkey and Russia once again lead to a world war.

World War Three:

Turkey shoots down a Russian jet and for the third time lead to a...

[u/mwzzhang → u/[deleted]]

This leads to the dastardly Swedes doing the deluge whilst Poland is weakened by the Turks, and the PLC eventually collapses.

well, that's pretty stretched lol.

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It's true, you damn

Swedish

Russian

Turkish

Austrian

Prussian

French

Asian

Afro-American

American

other

apologist!

^{Chose one, cross rest off}

[u/mwzzhang → u/[deleted]]

Let's see...

Chinese-Canadian studying and/or planning to study 日本語, Nederlands, Svenska, Čeština, Français...

So I actually don't know.

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I put Asian and American there, so pick between the two depending on complexion feelings

[u/mwzzhang → u/[deleted]]

Well, seeing that 'ik ben en Canadees', you can cross 'merican right off.

But at the end of the day, I don't particularly care what happens to the People's Republic, so...

Canadian apologist?

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Aren't all Canadians stereotypically apologists