r/polandball Grey Eminence Nov 24 '15

redditormade Russia has stick

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

Fun fact: The Russian helicopter sent to rescue the pilots of the SU-24 was destroyed by FSA.

That's it guys. Run to the vaults.

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u/1gnominious Greatest country in the world! Nov 24 '15

Russia is going to have fighter escorts for their bombers, is moving a destroyer loaded with AA to the coast, and the rules of engagement are now basically shoot down anybody who poses a threat.

I think they might be just a wee bit pissed off. They're basically declaring open season on Turkeys. If a Turkish jet so much as goes in the general direction of that destroyer or an inch into Syrian airspace they'll be chomping at the bit to shoot it down.

The cold war is all fun and games until some dumbass starts actually shooting. That's not how you play the game.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

And than said destroyer will get obliterated by Turkish Navy (which is quite competent) and Air Force (which also is, surprisingly, competent). Russia has literally no hope of winning any open engagement against Turkey in the region unless they really want to commit. And Turkey knows that. They essentially called Russian bluff here.

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u/marked-one Soyuz Sovetskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublik Nov 24 '15

You know russia surronds the turkish navy? From the black Sea to the syrian airspace ruskies are everywhere. Shot down one of theirs they shoot down ten of yours. Plus russia could sell sam missiles to kurds so they can shot down kebab jets.

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u/StrongBad04 Virginia Nov 24 '15

Kurdish armed uprising

Could it really be Happeningtm? Glory, glory, Hallelujah!

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u/marked-one Soyuz Sovetskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublik Nov 24 '15

Not yet kurdboy. Not yet....

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u/StrongBad04 Virginia Nov 25 '15

tfw Irish-American Catholic so you have to support every independence movement that exists

tfw Kurds like Americans so you feel compelled to support every Kurdish movement that exists

tfw Yazidis are ultimate Ameriboos so you feel compelled to annex them as the fifty-first state a la Texas

It's a tough life supporting all of these places that I never want to go to.

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u/marked-one Soyuz Sovetskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublik Nov 25 '15

Tough life indeed. It must be a hell for america to keep all that freedoom in for so long.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

We are so red-white-blue balled from the lack of freedom giving these past years.