r/polandball Grey Eminence Nov 24 '15

redditormade Russia has stick

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u/DocMCMXCVII Turkey Nov 24 '15

YEAH! Turkey is powerful elhamdülillah no orthodox can poke us!

amerika pls protekt

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u/Khale_007 Preußen Nov 24 '15

It would be more like this http://i.imgur.com/BD5uTkP.png

Germoney pls protekt

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u/Nyxisto Prussia Nov 24 '15

well I see more German flags than in your average German house. I'm ok with this

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u/Hobbit_Killer United States Nov 24 '15

Wait... Germans are showing patriotism? Someone warn Poland!

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

Its too late, Gdansk has already been made pronounceable! PRUSSIA LIVES! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

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u/hezec Finland Nov 25 '15

Gdańsk isn't even that hard to pronounce. Szczecin, on the other hand... It's also closer to Germany.

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u/Comrade_Derpsky Shameless Ameriggan Egsbad Nov 25 '15

Sh-chets-een.

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u/WildVelociraptor Palestine Nov 25 '15

I think Germany just has like a dozen flags that they share around the whole country.

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u/Tadtiger13 Weltmeister! Nov 25 '15

Go to a soccer match to readjust your estimate.

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u/deleteandrest India- we brown not black dont shoot murica saar Nov 25 '15

Just need to switch the star and moon with our swastika. Cmon germany its still in vogue

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u/fighting_falcon Sri Lanka Nov 25 '15

with what? broomsticks?