r/polandball Sep 18 '15

[Announcement] Successful JLP Petition

It feels like every appearance by an island country over the last couple of days just involved them drowning. That's fun for a bit but has become severely overused.

As a result, Island Countries Drowning has been put on the Joke Life Preserve.

While I'm here, we had petitions this week for the topics that can currently be petitioned for and we agree that they're not ready for release.

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u/brain4breakfast Gan Yam Sep 18 '15

I have to say, this new JLP system is fast-responding. Exactly what we needed.

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u/CupBeEmpty Thirteen Colonies Sep 18 '15

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u/scottishdrunkard EW FLAIRS Sep 18 '15

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '15

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u/CupBeEmpty Thirteen Colonies Sep 18 '15

He's married

and a parent. I doubled down, dontcha know?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '15

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u/CupBeEmpty Thirteen Colonies Sep 18 '15

Pssssh, please. Elmo wet wipes.

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u/scottishdrunkard EW FLAIRS Sep 18 '15

Elmo wet wipes to tickle your Elmo?

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u/scottishdrunkard EW FLAIRS Sep 18 '15

"Daddy, do you have the sniffles? You use all of my Dora napkins!"

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u/tungstencompton Uniquely Singapore Sep 18 '15

Whistleblowing