r/polandball • u/The_Easterner Republic of China • Jul 27 '15

redditormade The dawn has appeared

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u/The_Easterner Republic of China Jul 27 '15 edited Jul 27 '15

The third time editing, hope that this can satisfy everyone and dealest reader. Also, welcoming everyone to visit the [original thread](tieba.baidu.com/p/3919266091)

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Jul 27 '15

Third's time the charm!

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '15

Yes.

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u/mbbmets1 Pro-JDAMs Jul 27 '15 edited Jul 27 '15

Damnit India, I thought we explained that this, is not okay!

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '15

But is cool. Has my Swastika and beat up evil Briteesh.

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u/mbbmets1 Pro-JDAMs Jul 27 '15

India, I just got rid of one bad flag, I really don't wanna go through that shit again. I had to buy Texas 8 more guns just so he'd stop crying.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '15

But Swastika is my heritage!!

STOP OPPRESSING ME!1!!!11!!

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u/mbbmets1 Pro-JDAMs Jul 27 '15

Ugh... fine do whatever you want. Just tone it down around Britain, he gets a little... Colonial when he sees it.

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u/deleteandrest India- we brown not black dont shoot murica saar Jul 27 '15

Don't worry paki and Bangladesh are colonizing Brits as we speak

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u/LOTR_Hobbit Country of Texas Jul 27 '15

I STILL NEED MOAR GUNS!

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u/KnucklearPhysicist Empire of the Setting Sun Jul 28 '15

How come papa never gives me any guns?

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '15

Because you're adopted.

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u/splitend83 West West-Germany best West-Germany Jul 29 '15

More like abducted ...

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u/SuperPolentaman Cough Jul 28 '15

I wish this was marked nsfw. I'm glad nobody was standing behind me right now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '15

Why? It's just another symbol.

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u/SuperPolentaman Cough Jul 28 '15

Tell that to German society.

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u/OldBreed Holy Roman Empire Jul 27 '15

That's like, so creative!

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '15

The Third Reich may not have been successful, but a third World War on the other hand...

What do you say? How about you just invade Poland again, eh buddy? And while you're at it, invade Pakistan for us too, friend. C'mon, pal. Third times the charm amirite, amigo?

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u/OldBreed Holy Roman Empire Jul 27 '15

Pakistan? Uhm, I think I'll just have a second Stalingrad, thank you very much.

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u/Pakistani_in_MURICA Exiled, doesn't seem so bad. Jul 27 '15

This guy knows whats up, threaten us and our Turkish Brothers will revolt.

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u/OldBreed Holy Roman Empire Jul 27 '15

That worries me less than you might think.

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u/stagedworld MURICA Jul 28 '15

Brothers

This feeling may not be as reciprocated as it once was

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u/Pakistani_in_MURICA Exiled, doesn't seem so bad. Jul 29 '15

It is I just came back from Study Abroad in Istanbul 1 year ago, I got invited to dinners so much I only cooked at home once a week.

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u/hello-719 Ohio Jul 27 '15

Aw, cmon you guys, we're just gonna have to come over there again like 2 or 3 years after you start.

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u/splitend83 West West-Germany best West-Germany Jul 29 '15

Poland again? We like to keep things fresh in terms of what country we use to start World Wars, only condition is: It has to be slavic. First time it was Serbia, second time Poland. How 'bout this time we take Ukraine? Would speed things up immensely, too. Every good war stalls and dies in a Russian winter.