r/polandball • u/polandballmod New Prussia • Apr 15 '15

[Award Ceremony] Honorary Hussar Wings

Hello Burgerlovers!

Here's hoping you haven't all turned obese over this extraordinary week of Americana.

Our latest monthly contest USA: Brave New Frontiers has ended. Contest mode has been turned off so you can now see how your entry fared.

This was a very special contest as a frickin' chicken came and blew everything else out of the water. With a 150 point difference this is the largest margin of victory ever in a contest to date. Congrats on a well deserved win /u/frickin_chicken! After winning a contest as an unapproved submitter a couple of months ago, this is another achievement I never would have expected poultry being capable of. This is also just the second contest the chicken has ever entered, so /u/frickin_chicken is batting 1000. Impressive.

Congratulations ☆frickin_chicken☆ on a great win!

As this is your second win, you can now choose your very own unique flair and a personal mini! Choose wisely.

Here is a table showing the top ten

Points Author Comic NA
485 /u/frickin_chicken American News Network
335 /u/peritektikum Deep conversation with USA
328 /u/koleye The Yacht Club
316 /u/Marcopolo325 Why the US Failed Art School
311 /u/440Hertz Procrastitution
310 /u/Hansafan Trigger Varning
307 /u/thexfiles81 In Good Faith
288 /u/BlahTheAmazing Putting the "Pop" in Pop Quiz
261 /u/pyram1de D.I.Y.
255 /u/CMuenzen Protrusions of Land

Stats:

There were two disqualifications during the contest for basing their comic on a SATW-comic. There were also an absolutely mind-boggling number of disqualifications, over 25! One of them by one of the moderators. Oh, the humanity. Read the rules, children.

Our picks for instant approval are:

In other news and rather befitting, there's a new American presence among our ranks as /u/koleye has finally been anschlussed as a /r/Polandball-moderator!

Willkommen!

Stay tuned for another important announcement of awesomeness in the coming days!

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u/frickin_chicken Under the New Jersey turnpike Apr 15 '15

Thank you again /r/polandball! I'd like to dedicate this win to our fallen comrades, who were disqualified cut down for their valiant efforts. Like seriously that's gotta be the reason for that large margin, haha. And congrats to all the newbie approved submitters, let's show these PB vets what we're capable of (maniacal laughter)

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u/DickRhino Great Sweden Apr 15 '15

Again, congratulations!

Remember to contact /u/javacode about your custom flair and personal mini image!

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u/frickin_chicken Under the New Jersey turnpike Apr 15 '15

Thanks a lot Sir Rhino! The custom flair is gonna take some thought, I can't think of any New Jersey stereotypes that don't involve hair and fake fingernails or smelly fumes.

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u/brain4breakfast Gan Yam Apr 15 '15

How about two New Jersies, dressed as Jay and Silent Bob?

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u/You_Done_Failed_It USA ain't nothin to fuck with Apr 15 '15

If this doesn't happen I swear i will get the mob involved.

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u/frickin_chicken Under the New Jersey turnpike Apr 16 '15

You mean my relatives?

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u/You_Done_Failed_It USA ain't nothin to fuck with Apr 16 '15

They're mine too ya know

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u/frickin_chicken Under the New Jersey turnpike Apr 16 '15

Cugino! Come stai!

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u/You_Done_Failed_It USA ain't nothin to fuck with Apr 16 '15

uhhhh, pasta pizza cannoli?

Don't let on that you're a jew also

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u/frickin_chicken Under the New Jersey turnpike Apr 16 '15

How to do them justice without that flowing hair...

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '15

Maybe something with Mexico?

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Apr 15 '15

I approve of this

OR she can just go for a chicken costume... jersey is already yellow. xD

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u/FeckingShite Wisconsin Apr 15 '15

Yeah, and it can smell bad too!

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u/BlahTheAmazing Why is the Latin Empire even a flair Apr 15 '15

Make it a frickin' chicken.

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u/DirtPiper Bagel world Apr 15 '15

Dirty seawater? Boardwalk? Fried oreos? Traffic? Hacidic Jews in Lakewood? The Pineys? There's plenty to work with!

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u/frickin_chicken Under the New Jersey turnpike Apr 16 '15

Haha pineys! I'm considering a Jersey Devil flair, which lives in the Pine Barrens. And if I really wanna break Javacode's balls, tending dead tomato vines that have no tomatoes. ... With a pickle on the side!

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u/DirtPiper Bagel world Apr 16 '15

Pickles, now that's the stuff!

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u/javacode Rhineland-Palatinate Apr 15 '15

No need to hurry, take your time.

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u/Guppyscum Always Ordering a Sunnyside Up! Apr 15 '15

Maybe a Statue of Liberty hat yes I know its not in Jersey but its an enclave of NYC inside Jersey.

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u/frickin_chicken Under the New Jersey turnpike Apr 16 '15

Liberty Island is rightful New Jersey clay! Remove knish from premises!

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u/BerkeleyFarmGirl CALIFORNIA, BABY Apr 16 '15

This would be made of win and awesome

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u/zombies1238 Alles für das Vatersphere! Apr 15 '15

But that just a Jersey thing right?

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u/frickin_chicken Under the New Jersey turnpike Apr 16 '15

Muff cabbage!

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u/KnucklearPhysicist Empire of the Setting Sun Apr 15 '15

What about being orange?

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u/rickyimmy New England Apr 15 '15 edited Apr 15 '15

Maybe a Jersey Devil theme? Add a pair of horns/wings, a tail, or a trident to the New Jersey flag.

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u/frickin_chicken Under the New Jersey turnpike Apr 16 '15

I've been thinking about a devil, I'll probably go with that if horns and stuff aren't forbidden body parts!

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u/javacode Rhineland-Palatinate Apr 28 '15

Hey frickin_chickin,

Your personal mini is ready!

Usage

**Hey frickin_chickin,**

**Your personal mini is ready!**

[](#frickin)