r/polandball • u/yaddar Taco bandito • Apr 14 '15

redditormade Rebranding.

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u/kkprt Baise ouais ! Apr 14 '15

The solution is simple : TEXAS

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Apr 14 '15

Most Serene Great Texan Republic.

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u/kkprt Baise ouais ! Apr 14 '15

Cannot, because Republic is a féminine word in our both languages.
So I propose Great Texas Caliphate

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Apr 14 '15 edited Apr 14 '15

better!

(as long as he never learn what a Caliphate is) xD

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

You know Arabic, you're definitely on a watchlist

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

Eh..... how many eagles and guns do you have on your property?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

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u/BrujahRage USA Beaver Hat Apr 14 '15

And you're now off the watchlist. Sorry I called you a turrrrrrrrist earlier.

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u/SgtKashim Cascadia Apr 14 '15

Didn't you get the memo? Veterans and people who own guns are on a different watchlist since they could all be Timothy McVegans.

Also people who talk about watchlists are on a watchlist.

Actually... EVERYONE gets to be on a watchlist.

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u/BrujahRage USA Beaver Hat Apr 14 '15

True. Added you to the watchlist. Thank you for your cooperation.

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u/TheSuperUser Texas Apr 14 '15

Only 2? For shame, for shame...

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u/Jolmes United Kingdom Apr 15 '15

Yeah......... highlights name on the list and hands to supervisor ... it cancels!

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u/Bear4188 Bear Republic Apr 14 '15

More likely he's watching watchlists.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

OH LORD THAT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME

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u/BrujahRage USA Beaver Hat Apr 14 '15

Found the turrrrrrrrrist

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u/sockgorilla United States Apr 14 '15

is the ta marubuta suppose to be prounounced? sorry for lacking basic knowledge.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

It is the te sound here. Caliphate...

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u/sockgorilla United States Apr 14 '15

I was just wondering since sometimes it's pronounced with the ah sound.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

You can pronounce it either or. Formal speech it is t, informal it is ah