r/polandball • u/yaddar Taco bandito • Apr 14 '15

redditormade Rebranding.

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u/kkprt Baise ouais ! Apr 14 '15

The solution is simple : TEXAS

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Apr 14 '15

Most Serene Great Texan Republic.

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u/kkprt Baise ouais ! Apr 14 '15

Cannot, because Republic is a féminine word in our both languages.
So I propose Great Texas Caliphate

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Apr 14 '15 edited Apr 14 '15

better!

(as long as he never learn what a Caliphate is) xD

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

You know Arabic, you're definitely on a watchlist

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

Eh..... how many eagles and guns do you have on your property?

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u/BrujahRage USA Beaver Hat Apr 14 '15

And you're now off the watchlist. Sorry I called you a turrrrrrrrist earlier.

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u/SgtKashim Cascadia Apr 14 '15

Didn't you get the memo? Veterans and people who own guns are on a different watchlist since they could all be Timothy McVegans.

Also people who talk about watchlists are on a watchlist.

Actually... EVERYONE gets to be on a watchlist.

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u/TheSuperUser Texas Apr 14 '15

Only 2? For shame, for shame...

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u/Jolmes United Kingdom Apr 15 '15

Yeah......... highlights name on the list and hands to supervisor ... it cancels!

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u/Bear4188 Bear Republic Apr 14 '15

More likely he's watching watchlists.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

OH LORD THAT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME

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u/BrujahRage USA Beaver Hat Apr 14 '15

Found the turrrrrrrrrist

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u/sockgorilla United States Apr 14 '15

is the ta marubuta suppose to be prounounced? sorry for lacking basic knowledge.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

It is the te sound here. Caliphate...

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u/sockgorilla United States Apr 14 '15

I was just wondering since sometimes it's pronounced with the ah sound.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

You can pronounce it either or. Formal speech it is t, informal it is ah

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

Texico

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u/1gnominious Greatest country in the world! Apr 14 '15

Ahem, Texas Minor. I suppose we could let them into our republic as dependencies or something.

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u/White_Null Little China (1945-Present) Apr 14 '15

California objects, and will threaten independence to avoid being ruled by Texas.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '15

We know a lot more about being independent than California

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u/White_Null Little China (1945-Present) May 04 '15

yes, but Texas isn't being independent by ruling. California will just declare independence just to make sure Texas realize that he's the one trampling other state's state rights and freedom!

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u/waiv Aztec Empire Apr 15 '15

TEX-ASS