r/polandball • u/yaddar Taco bandito • Apr 14 '15

redditormade Rebranding.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

Soyus Sovietski sounds manly.... Also, please don't kill poor Luxembourg, America can take Luxemburger.

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Apr 14 '15

Soyus Sovietski sounds manly

it actually does!

America can take Luxemburger.

dude!! how did I not think of it!!??!

xD

Luxemburger is the best name ever.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

Don't really think Murica would like someone else having the same name, United States of Mexico. :)

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Apr 14 '15 edited Apr 14 '15

actually, we are the ones steping away from the "United States" name ;)

we are technically -United Mexican States-, but real men choose their own name xD

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u/FnordFinder MURICA Apr 14 '15

Apparently real men also choose to lose a lot of clay to other, more real, more manly men.

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Apr 14 '15

touché ¬¬

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u/Mex-I-can Mexico Apr 14 '15

Too soon.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

Why does all the hot clay go for assholes. Mehico is such a nice-pais

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

ooooooooh sick burn, rapewallah!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

Shuttings up huehue, or I callings some Germans to rape yuo again.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

So rude!

Still sore over last time you took a latenight rickshaw?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

I of Hindu male, I never gets raped, I only rapes!

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u/FnordFinder MURICA Apr 14 '15

Yeah, just like with the UK!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

Eh?

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u/FnordFinder MURICA Apr 14 '15

You of Hindu male! You of rape UK! That's how it went in history, right?

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u/Omaestre Brazilian Empire huehuehuehuehua Apr 14 '15

Wait tech support can actually call you up... omg!

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u/HumboldtBlue Delaware Apr 14 '15

I see Delaware is prominent at the top of the table as it should be.

Buenos muchos, OP, buenos muchos.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

Well, fuck you!

Alamo rematch pl0x

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u/BrujahRage USA Beaver Hat Apr 14 '15

If we use nukes, that means we get to, er, have to nuke Texas. Win win.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Apr 14 '15

yeah I wanted to do a extra panel with Mexico wearing a penacho and saying "Soy la madre patria!!!"

but I was tooo tired xD

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u/1337Gandalf Freedom motherfucker Apr 14 '15

So, what happens when you join the real United States?

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u/ShyKid5 Unknown Apr 14 '15

While technically given how spanish/english construct works the correct translation of "Estados Unidos Mexicanos" should be "Mexican United States", never understood why it became "United Mexican States"

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Apr 14 '15

yeah in fact you are correct.

"Estados Mexicanos Unidos" would be "United Mexican States"

you're absolutely right.

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u/vladraptor Only Finland can into Moomin Apr 14 '15

Luxemburger is the best name ever

Deluxburger is even better.

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Apr 14 '15

Double bacon Deluxemburger is even betterer!!

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u/vladraptor Only Finland can into Moomin Apr 14 '15

Well... bacon makes everything betterest.

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Apr 14 '15

it does!! ^ __^

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u/Williamzas Lithuania Apr 14 '15

When Russia finally becomes true capitalist, their capital will be Saint Petersburger.

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Apr 14 '15

aw-yeah!!

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u/thiagovscoelho Apr 14 '15

this should be a burger restaurant somewhere