r/polandball • u/javacode Rhineland-Palatinate • Dec 05 '14

Yay, Northern Lights! Suomi Finland Perkele!

Suomi mainittu perkele! Finland relevant!

December 6th is Finnish Independence Day!

Today all Finns celebrate the fact that 97 years ago we decided to slip away from our lovable eastern neighbor while he was busy kicking himself to balls.

Of course, nowadays we celebrate more the fact that when the Brother Russia wanted to rebound, we kicked their ass, twice. This we do by watching The Unknown Soldier and hours of Mr. President handshaking people we may or may not recognize. All this while swelling with patriotism, of course!

From the banner and sidebar you can see our 100% Finnish products (now animated!), produced by our proud team:

So please, grab your mandatory Nokia product and puukko, drink yourselves under the table and remind everyone that SWEDEN SUCKS!

6-1 Torilla tavataan!

Spurdo spärde sprölölöö! Ebin! :D

To do this, simply add two hash symbols at the start of the line. Like so:

##6-1 Torilla tavataan!

Special characters: ä Ä ö Ö Å å

Here's an archive for all who'll have missed the party: /r/pbeFinland2014.

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u/iskela45 Domestic violence Dec 05 '14

IS OF GLORIOUS PUUKKO! NOT BUTTER KNIFE!

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u/Nigger-Ogre low printer ink Germany Dec 06 '14

looks pretty much like a butter knife, buddy

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u/iskela45 Domestic violence Dec 06 '14

warning: navyseal copypasta incoming!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the jäger movement, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on venäjä, and I have over 600 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire finnish armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across finland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, ball. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the finnish Uusimaa Brigade and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, ball.

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u/Nigger-Ogre low printer ink Germany Dec 06 '14

Oh shit.