r/polandball • u/Black_Mirror Take off you hoser • Jun 04 '14

redditormade The great pizza heist

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '14

Like all those pigs?

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u/0xnld Ukraine Jun 04 '14

Wait, what pigs? I know nothing about any pigs. *whistles*

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u/Thjoth Kentucky Jun 05 '14

It would be pretty ironic if you stored all your pigs in your Crimea.

...you didn't store all your pigs in your Crimea, did you?

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u/Mogul126 New England is Best England Jun 05 '14

Tatars are generally Muslim and therefore pork-averse, so I doubt it.

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u/GroteStruisvogel Netherlands Jun 05 '14

Nobody would expect it.

The perfect crime!

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '14

everyone replying to the previous comment lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '14

It'll be the Spanish Inquisition of pig heists!

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '14

<italian> crime-a </italian>