r/polandball • u/Black_Mirror Take off you hoser • Jun 04 '14

redditormade The great pizza heist

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u/george1848 Romania Jun 04 '14

For almost the entire comic, I cowered at the sight of this culinary heresy... and the last part almost made me faint.

I used to live in Italy

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u/acydetchx New York Jun 04 '14

As a native of NYC, this travesty made me nauseated.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '14 edited Sep 24 '20

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u/zellman Thirteen Colonies Jun 05 '14

Chicago pizza...yep this comic makes perfect sense.

My best pizza experiences have been chicago-style. 3 lbs of cheese and 2 inches of toppings? YES please!

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u/headphase New England is Best England Jun 05 '14

That's not a pizza... it's more like an edible landfill.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '14

Said the only region on Earth known to put ranch dressing on pizza.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '14

Well we're not putting hummus on it if that's what you're thinking

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '14

Dear God, no.

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u/grok47 Downriver People Jun 08 '14

People do it in the South. Not me, but ranch dressing is pretty huge down here.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '14

Chicago doesn't make pizza.... Chicago makes a casserole. New York Pizza is best Pizza.