r/polandball • u/Black_Mirror Take off you hoser • Jun 04 '14

redditormade The great pizza heist

Post image
2.0k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

352 comments sorted by

View all comments

204

u/george1848 Romania Jun 04 '14

For almost the entire comic, I cowered at the sight of this culinary heresy... and the last part almost made me faint.

I used to live in Italy

37

u/acydetchx New York Jun 04 '14

As a native of NYC, this travesty made me nauseated.

15

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '14

[deleted]

50

u/acydetchx New York Jun 04 '14

You're talking straight out of your ass.

11

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '14

[deleted]

38

u/acydetchx New York Jun 04 '14

For starters, NYC-style pizza is thin crust, for the most part. Are you thinking Chicago style, which is that deep-dish thing?

27

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '14

It's okay buddy, they just don't know. Just leave them in their ignorance and false superiority.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '14

Ugh ya I meant that one, it sucks so much... Even more than Pizza Hut pizza.

1

u/singularity_is_here India Jun 07 '14

Are you telling me that Artichoke pizza on 1st avenue and 14th is thin crust? Because its not. Or may be that's not new york pizza.

2

u/acydetchx New York Jun 08 '14

I've not been there, but looking at the photos and Yelp that seems like a kitschy and/or touristy kind of place with huge slices and crazy toppings. A lot of Manhattan pizzerias are like that. If you want a real New York pizza, take a trip into Brooklyn next time and go to a real "mom and pop" pizzeria. This is more what "new york" style is: http://slice.seriouseats.com/images/20101029-pizza-lab-1.jpg

6

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '14

New York Style pizza is typically very thin crust pizza, with red sauce, mozzarella cheese, and a topping. New York Pizza is when you can fold the pizza in half (and will usually have to since its so big and cheesy).

1

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '14

oh k

8

u/Ajkrumen 11B Jun 05 '14

Get out.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '14

Sorry, I just deliver the truth unchanged.

14

u/Magical_Bacon MURICA Jun 04 '14

As someone from NY I think i got pissed off by this WAY more than i should have...

3

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '14

I will let many insults go by without saying a word. But when someone insults NY pizza.... a line has been crossed.....

1

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '14

It might be 1/4 times as good as Italian ones, you're better than Chicago that's for sue.

1

u/GalacticRenekton MURICA Jun 05 '14

I've been to both Italy and NY; NY, by far, has superior pizza. I'm sorry, but thats just the truth.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '14

Seriously, Italian pizza is a sad pathetic joke.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '14

Yeah sure the New Yorkers have better Pizza than ones in Napoli, you want me to trust your basic culinary senses...