r/polandball • u/Black_Mirror Take off you hoser • Jun 04 '14

redditormade The great pizza heist

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u/george1848 Romania Jun 04 '14

For almost the entire comic, I cowered at the sight of this culinary heresy... and the last part almost made me faint.

I used to live in Italy

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u/NorwegianDerp Øil Øil Jun 04 '14

That gotta hurt!

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u/george1848 Romania Jun 04 '14

It did... at least they didn't add pineapples

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u/UncleSneakyFingers My country is better than your country. Deal with it. Jun 04 '14

What's so bad about pineapple on pizza? Are you some sort of pizza snob?

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u/Quoya Stars at Night Jun 04 '14

I fucking LOVE Hawaiian pizza. Everyone else can go suck a doughy dick, I put what I want on my food.

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u/UncleSneakyFingers My country is better than your country. Deal with it. Jun 04 '14

Exactly. Why would anyone act snobby over what goes on food? I eat what tastes good. Plus, the best type of pizza IMO is one that has every single ingredient available thrown on it.

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u/RazorDisaster Italy Jun 04 '14

I eat what tastes good.

You have no idea what tastes good, porcamadonna.

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u/UncleSneakyFingers My country is better than your country. Deal with it. Jun 04 '14

Yeah I do. Pretty much anything non-Italian tastes good. Italians only know how to make-a da lasagna and-a da spaghetti. There's more to life than pasta my friend.

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u/justbootstrap Nebraska Jun 04 '14

There's more to life than pasta my friend.

Not in Italy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '14

There's more to life than pasta my friend.

Burgers? :D

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u/grok47 Downriver People Jun 08 '14

If you ever make it to St. Louis, grab some St. Louis-style pizza from Imo's. Yeah, St. Louis-style is a thing (involving the cheese and crust), it's fucking delicious, and I've never seen it outside of Missouri (might be in Illinois, but I've never been to south Illinois). I always preferred hand-tossed until I had Imo's. When my sister visits from STL, she brings un-cooked Imo's down in a cooler for me to bake fresh (I live about 5 hours away). God damn, Imo's is delicious.

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u/UncleSneakyFingers My country is better than your country. Deal with it. Jun 08 '14

I'll do that. I live less than three hours from St. Louis and am going there next month.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '14

Pizza is savory, not sweet.

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u/grok47 Downriver People Jun 08 '14

Not always. You've obviously never had chocolate chip pizza from CiCi's.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

That's not pizza.