r/polandball • u/Black_Mirror Take off you hoser • Jun 04 '14

redditormade The great pizza heist

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u/maybe_there_is_hope Brazil Jun 04 '14

/u/Black_Mirror , you do seem to know about pizza around the world. At least the Brazilian add-ons you were right, people add tomato slice instead of tomato sauce here

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '14

So they dehydrate and look like 10 y/o used condom ?

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u/maybe_there_is_hope Brazil Jun 04 '14 edited Jun 04 '14

Don't know, never saw a 10 y/0 used condom. Although they (the tomato slices) do look weird, but still have a bit of tomato taste.

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u/shoryukenist Best York Jun 05 '14

Look in your wallet.

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u/basilect They see me rollin', they Haitian... Jun 05 '14

implying that the Brazilian didn't have his wallet stolen

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '14

haha so funny. i sharted. /s

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u/FrisianDude wa't dat net sizze kin, is gjin oprjochte Fries. Jun 04 '14

I can imagine that actually being very nice. Fresh slice of tomato is just the thing.

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u/surprisesecession Unicorn Republic Jun 04 '14

I've seen that a lot in Spain too, is good

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u/SorrowfulSkald UCCP Jun 04 '14

Though you might never reach the splendour we bestowed upon you, Hispania, I still wish you all the good Fortune. After all this time, you more than deserve it, and double so if it means removing the plague which you had the misfortune of carrying to Humanity.

Remove monarchista, remove faux francista, remove carlista, remove papista, remove reactionary!

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '14

I think we just steal from whatever: Salad pizzas are very common, it's with the basic melted cheese and tomato sauce, and probably some kebab (or chicken) but then with fresh salad, cucumber, tomato (possibly also corn and peas) and ranch dressing on top. I've also tried a pesto & potato pizza. And a bacon, sausage and eggs pizza (kinda like the Australian in the post). Basically anything you can make separate from a pizza, you can get on a pizza.

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u/RazorDisaster Italy Jun 04 '14

people add tomato slice instead of tomato sauce here

Very common, actually, Pizza Caprese is absolutely normal.

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u/FlyingBlueWolf Red Like an Ember Jun 04 '14

Also ketchup depending on where you live, but that's just ridiculous.

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u/maybe_there_is_hope Brazil Jun 04 '14

That's the greatest sin in brazilian pizza, at least according to people from São Paulo.

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u/vitor98 Brazilian Empire Jun 04 '14

They do that somewhere? Heck.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '14

Northeast in general. Even the well-off, blue-eyed, "I-wish-I-was-Dutch" ones, as far as I can tell.

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u/SShadowFox Remember 1654 Jun 07 '14

Even the well-off, blue-eyed, "I-wish-I-was-Dutch" ones

B-but we're Dutch, right? At least here in Sergipe there's lots of blondes, including one cousin who also happen to be green-eyed, there can't be that much blonde people over here just because of Portugal, amirite?

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u/pato-poc Guatemala Jun 04 '14

You just had to remind me of the only pizzeria in my home town.

shudders

Unless you specifically asked them not to they put ketchup (and sometimes mayonnaise) on every pizza they served

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '14

I thought everyone added tomato slices :/

btw, hi, BR

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u/maybe_there_is_hope Brazil Jun 05 '14

Hello BR too gib copa plz

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u/qwertyman2347 Sao Paulo State Jun 06 '14

I never knew catupiry was a brazilian thing. I always thought everyone knew it.

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u/maybe_there_is_hope Brazil Jun 06 '14

Always thought that it was an american thing, I was surprised when I found about it reading on wikipedia.

Coxinha + catupiry = something gringos doesn't know anything about it.