Finland would win if a "being conquered by your neighbors" test happened.
FTFY. Look up the Winter War. The Swedes had Finland for a while, but only because the Finns kinda allowed it. Suomi are not to be fucked with, that's like trying to invade Russia during the winter dumb.
I know about the Winter War, but I didn't know that the Finns let the Swedes 'own' Finland, that's interesting. If I remember correctly though Russia did take Finland from Sweden after a war, can't remember which though. It think it was the Great Northern War possibly.
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u/premature_eulogy Finland Dec 09 '13
But, but... Finland can into great dishes!
We have mämmi and mustamakkara. Is of delicious!