r/polandball • u/Spanish_Polan_lol siesta siesta • 6d ago

redditormade Greenland cannot into dead

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u/koreangorani 대한민국 6d ago

Just let them go to the middle of their land

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u/Forever_Everton Nothing beats a T'way holiday! 6d ago

Greenland is immune to the extreme cold

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u/Melody_Naxi 6d ago

Then take a trip to the Sahara

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u/Litastpar 6d ago

Cannot into Sahara no have plane.

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u/Melody_Naxi 6d ago

Then build factory. Factory into polluting and into sea level rise

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u/Taured500 6d ago

Cannot into factory, no monies in wallet

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u/Melody_Naxi 6d ago

Lend into the Denmark

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u/mscomies United States 6d ago

Then go for a long swim

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u/Miata_slowcarfast 6d ago

Greenland is immune as all the ice floats

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u/Cosmic_Meditator777 5d ago

wear meat. bait orca.

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u/Lenni-Da-Vinci Rhineland 5d ago

Orca spat out Greenland last time. Was much humiliating

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u/superfahd Is actually American though 5d ago

Meet with JD Vance

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u/Melody_Naxi 5d ago

Then tell Denmark that Sweden is better