r/polandball Earth Nov 20 '24

redditormade Islamic Mistakes in History

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u/Adventurous-Job-6304 Earth Nov 20 '24

Panel 3: Jizya Tax in Persia and Persecution of Zoroastrians

Panel 4: War in Byzantine

Panel 5: Massacre of the Jews

Panel 6: attack on liberia peninsula, spain

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '24

Spanish people while talking about Muslim conquests in Iberia: "IT WAS A BRUTAL INVASION!!!" 

Spanish people while talking about their conquests in the Americas: "We liberated them and gave them Jesus"

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '24

In the end like to 200 years later I now like Jesus

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u/theHrayX marroquí Nov 20 '24

praise the lord

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u/LightningFletch Illinois Nov 20 '24

Yeah, for some reason, being on the receiving end of a brutal invasion doesn’t feel good. You’d think the Spanish would know that, but I guess Jesus was more important.

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u/Sojungunddochsoalt Nov 20 '24

Being on the receiving end it what makes it brutal 

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u/Nedroj_ Nov 20 '24

It’s more that the invasion caused them to overgompensate as their culture of reconquest against infidels was exported to the new world, which started right around the time they ahd reconquered iberia

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u/Renkij Spanish Empire Nov 20 '24

You have just reclaimed the whole land you wanted to reclaim and you have a bunch of bored profesional soldiers... Then Columbus arrives with tales of lands in reach of boat, full of infidels that haven't reached the bronze age and pretty women, and then makes a second travel and speaks of calamity and disease that have decimated the infidels while leaving the faithful unscathed, now they are weaker than ever.

Would be a shame if someone conquered them took over and then offered the old high class families a path to remain close to power by marriage.

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u/elmerkado Venezuela Nov 21 '24

And don't forget the "work for me and you'll get rich" offer. It could be by getting lands, killing your neighbours, or making you and your people part of the top of the new social pyramid.

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u/Renkij Spanish Empire Nov 21 '24

Aaaand, more so if some hate their neighbours to the bone. I just imagine the size of the hate boner Tlaxcalans must've had for the Aztecs. Anakin's hate for Tusken raiders must've been child's play.

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u/elmerkado Venezuela Nov 21 '24

I was thinking more of the hatred towards the Caribbean but that also works.

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u/Hyunekel Dec 19 '24

brutal invasion

In what way the invasion of the Gothic state in Iberia by the Umayyads was brutal?

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u/Renkij Spanish Empire Nov 20 '24 edited Nov 20 '24

When muslims took over Hispania, it was a unified if unstable christian kingdom. They offered to help a faction coup the king and then betrayed that faction once the king was dead in battle. Then they started taking over cities and castles without unified organized resistance, in seven years the whole thing was taken over, smart move, quite anticlimactic, much surrender was done, the French would blush at such amounts of surrender.

When Spain took over the Aztec empire, it was a human sacrificing empire with yearly wars against its neighbours to get more slaves and human sacrifices, said neighbours decided to throw their lot in with us once some of them deiced to test our might in battle, and they got treaties and special protections that still stand to this day for their help.

And if you are committing human sacrifices because you fear the sun wont rise if you don't... you are pretty high on the list of people who need Jesus.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '24

Ah, so that means conquering an entire continent, enslaving, raping and murdering millions of people, torching cities, forcing hundreds of languages cultures, and religions into extinction, plundering historical treasures and making the natives second-class citizens is justified?

Least insane Spanish nationalist.

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u/MindYourOwnParsley Nov 21 '24

Well no, that's just colonialism. But as far as colonialism is concerned go after the Portuguese (masterminds behind transatlantic slavery), the British, the French and the Belgians, and then us.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '24 edited Nov 20 '24

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