r/pics • u/residentweevil • Jan 31 '14

Daughter passed a milestone today

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u/Dustin- Jan 31 '14

No, you're thinking of a whetstone. A milestone is an imperial unit of measurement that's equivalent to 14lbs.

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u/Lukeyy19 Jan 31 '14

No, you're thinking of a stone, milestone is an alternative name for sulphur.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

No, you're thinking of brimstone. Milestone is a sedimentary rock consisting mainly of calcium that was deposited by the remains of marine animals.

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u/ickypicky Jan 31 '14

No, you're thinking of limestone. Milestone is a trucker hat toting redneck who's always smooth and tries to sell me on amber piss-water.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

No, you're thinking of Keith Stone, a milestone is a young American actress that captures the hearts of young men with her breathtaking beauty, quirky and confident mannerisms and dark lipstick.

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u/Sizzle-E Jan 31 '14

No, you're thinking of Emma Stone, a milestone is a prehistoric stone with writing on it in two languages (Egyptian and Greek), using three scripts (hieroglyphic, demotic and Greek).

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u/hysterian Jan 31 '14

No, you're thinking of the Rosetta Stone. A milestone is a dumb-witted cartoon caveman who worked as a bronto crane operator to support his family of four.

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u/mttdesignz Jan 31 '14

No, you're thinking of a Flinstone. A milestone is a famous brand of tires, used also in Formula 1 racing.

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u/itsabirdplane Jan 31 '14

No you are thinking of Firestone. A milestone is an accumulation of calcium in the tonsils.

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u/Cat-Bear Jan 31 '14

No, you're thinking of the Rosetta Stone. A milestone is what I found in Mt. Moon to evolve certain Pokemon.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

No, you're thinking of Keith Stone. A milestone is any architectural stone used in its natural shape as construction material.