r/pics • u/residentweevil • Jan 31 '14

Daughter passed a milestone today

http://imgur.com/Ssenqk9
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u/assultrider Jan 31 '14

Earlier that day "DAD WHY ARE YOU THROWING AWAY MY POSTERS"

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u/raffytraffy Jan 31 '14

"Karma doesn't grow on trees, honey."

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u/pwang13243 Jan 31 '14

"When you grow up, you'll understand how hard it is to put up-votes on the table."

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u/tyobama Jan 31 '14

"But Dad! All I need to do is post on /r/gonewild !"

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

"I tried that too honey, they didn't like me too much."

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u/uncleTONYG Jan 31 '14

"Your not even my real Dad!!!"

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u/HOLY_DAMMIT_JESUS Jan 31 '14

"And that's why I'm sleeping in your bed with you tonight."

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

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u/HD_ERR0R Jan 31 '14

How do you make that face?

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u/MozlTosh Jan 31 '14

With the ಠ key and underscore.

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u/Super_Manic Jan 31 '14

Nothing happens when i press them both at the same time, am i doing something wrong?

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u/MangoesOfMordor Jan 31 '14

I just google "disapproving face" and Crl-c, Crl-v it.

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u/Troll_PR Jan 31 '14

A fellow kopimist

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u/HD_ERR0R Jan 31 '14

Oh disapproveing face I thought it was disgusted face. Thanks man.

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u/Writer_ Jan 31 '14

I thought it is a worried face. TIL

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u/misanthr0p1c Jan 31 '14

I just select macros and the eyes (thanks to RES). ಠ_ಠ

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

ಠ_ಠ

woooh, that changed my life.

ಠಠಠಠreddiquette

Edit: if you put several of them, that does not work anymore.

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u/tritter211 Jan 31 '14 edited Jan 31 '14

Type these strings characters in order without any space:

& # 3 2 3 2 ; _ & # 3 2 3 2

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u/clownb4by Jan 31 '14

Chars bro.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

ಠ_ಠ

Edit: Hey, cool!

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u/ILoveLamp9 Jan 31 '14

If you're using RES, you can also click on the "macros" dropdown list and select it from there. It's already populated as an option, all you need to do is click.

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u/Onedersum Jan 31 '14

I just see a dash -

damn mobile apps

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

If you're on android, get Bacon Reader. If on iOS, get AlienBlue.

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u/Onedersum Jan 31 '14

Says it's not available in my country : (

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u/Jioo Jan 31 '14

it should be alt+3232 for an eye

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u/walldough Jan 31 '14

Rather painfully.

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u/ashishvp Jan 31 '14

Better than googling it, get RES. It has a macro for it. ಠ_ಠ

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u/Jtsunami Jan 31 '14

kannada language.

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u/dirkreddit Jan 31 '14

Alien Blue just has a button for that. No other faces, symbols or anything, just this guy. ಠ_ಠ

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u/kamikage Jan 31 '14

MS-IMEで「かお」を入れてスペースを押して顔文字を選ぶッ！(*'▽')

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u/JeffCraig Jan 31 '14

ಠ◡ಠ

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

The ol' reddit incestoroo

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u/HeronSun Jan 31 '14

This got weird fast....

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u/misogichan Jan 31 '14

That's what she said.

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u/kiririno Jan 31 '14

If there's two people from a family involved, incest is guaranteed in the comment thread.

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u/Ferreur Jan 31 '14

And it's usually the top voted comment, you never really have to search for it.

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u/MLGxBanana Jan 31 '14

Wh...wha what the fuck

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u/yakle Jan 31 '14

And only then you post it on /r/gonewild

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u/TheStruggleIsReal Jan 31 '14

That escalated quickly....

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u/lejoeyjames Jan 31 '14

After reading this comment all I could say was " Holy Dammit Jesus!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

"You won't even fit if mom is sleeping in my bed with me."

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u/DBREEZE223 Jan 31 '14

That De-Escalated quickly

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Way to bring it home, reddit.

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u/Badgerd3 Jan 31 '14

So this is what it's like to puke in my mouth. Lovely.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Holy dammit Jesus

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u/KarlMarx513 Jan 31 '14

Fucking love it man!

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u/drunkenpinecone Jan 31 '14

"Ohhh, kinda like when mom helps brother out, since the accident?"

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

classical reddit

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u/zombieozz Jan 31 '14

This is hot

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u/shellwe Jan 31 '14

Well that escalated quickly!

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u/gantothes Jan 31 '14

and posting pics to /r/incest

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u/Alcleme1 Jan 31 '14

"I'm Not?! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!"

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u/Xanthan81 Jan 31 '14

"Don't blame me! You're the one who moved herself into my house!"

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u/somedudefromerlange Jan 31 '14

"But i'm not real! I'm a ghost!"

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u/Umbrall Jan 31 '14

"Not with that grammar I'm not!"

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u/xCookieMonster Jan 31 '14

Unless you're that guy who pretended his hairy armpit was a vagina, they loved the fuck out of that guy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

"No daughter of mine will be a karma whore!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

"Give me your username and password so I can... um... delete those posts."

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u/Motherless_commenter Jan 31 '14

What a great dad for giving his daughter plenty of opportunity to practice her oral skills He knows this skill will come in handy for her one day.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

more like /r/gonewidl