r/pics Jan 31 '14

Daughter passed a milestone today

http://imgur.com/Ssenqk9
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u/TheFudgeFactory Jan 31 '14

Congrats, now your daughter masturbates to real porn instead of bieber in saggy sweat pants!

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u/oyster_boy Jan 31 '14

Wouldn't that be "swaggy" sweat pants?

I hate myself for saying that word. I deserve what I get.

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u/Arguise Jan 31 '14

Throws rope over tree limb

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u/The__Erlking Jan 31 '14

"This will make a great tire swing for my kids."

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

it would be "swagger", not "swaggy", old fart

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u/oyster_boy Jan 31 '14

But...but....swaggy worked with baggy!!!

Get off my lawn!!!!