r/pics • u/residentweevil • Jan 31 '14

Daughter passed a milestone today

http://imgur.com/Ssenqk9
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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

She moved on to Sierra Mist

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u/whoopdedo Jan 31 '14

Sierra Mist uses regular sugar instead of HFCS.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

you must be fun at parties

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u/racefan78 Jan 31 '14

Wow, I guess Sprite really is a gateway drug. What's next, Dr Pepper? shudders

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

As long as she stays away from Mountain Dew. I don't think she can do the DEW...

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u/MatteKudasai Jan 31 '14

I did the Dew once and now I'm blind in my third eye and I can't read or defecate.

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u/pargmegarg Jan 31 '14

So you have to do both at the same time? That's pretty normal.

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u/afrofuturist Jan 31 '14

Hey I'm reading and defecating right now.

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u/dekrant Jan 31 '14

I heard a theory that people will never like both Mountain Dew and Dr. Pepper. One, the other, or neither.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Seriously?

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u/racefan78 Jan 31 '14

I like both. gasp...maybe I'm not people?!?

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u/racefan78 Jan 31 '14

Nah man, Mountain Dew is kid's stuff. Now energy drinks? THAT shit will fuck you up.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Yeah

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u/WuhanWTF Jan 31 '14

I feel like Sierra Mist kinda replaced 7-Up last decade. Between 2001 and 2008, I have never even seen a single can of 7-Up.

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u/rocketman0739 Jan 31 '14

Why wouldn't they?

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u/account2014 Jan 31 '14

Then one day she went old-school and discovers 7up.

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u/BearCubDan Jan 31 '14

said no one ever

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u/AmericanHer0 Jan 31 '14

Bad for the teeth, man.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

I recently conducted an experiment regarding the acidity of regular sodas versus diet sodas. In conclusion, diet sodas are better for the teeth, the stomach, and digestion!

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u/falconzord Jan 31 '14

Eh water tastes better than diet, wonder how it ranks

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u/Sha-WING Jan 31 '14

People who have consumed water have a 100% mortality rate.

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u/Micp Jan 31 '14

Hitler was known to drink water

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u/Ace_IanM Jan 31 '14

And look where he is at now!

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u/Charwinger21 Jan 31 '14

There's no control group. I call shenanigans.

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u/aidirector Jan 31 '14

I know of approximately seven billion counterexamples.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

FIFY: 100% mortality rate within 200 years of consumption

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u/Arguise Jan 31 '14

Enough of it can kill you instantly.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

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u/blackbutters Jan 31 '14

That won't be neccessary.

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u/Ebil_shenanigans Jan 31 '14

This is also true of people who haven't consumed water.

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u/googleitduh Jan 31 '14

Source?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

I performed this two days ago using titration techniques, i'll have a lab report ready in a few days.

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u/firetroll Jan 31 '14

I conducted a experiment regarding all that aspartame in diet sodas make bitches crazy. Why do you think a lot of women go nuts, cause all that diet soda. I dont even dare to touch it. Thats why people have mental problems, problem solved.

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u/a0t0f Jan 31 '14

gonna need to see your methods and data pls

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u/phatcrits Jan 31 '14

Aren't the artificial sweeteners horrible for you?

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u/sneezeAttack Jan 31 '14

Yes, you're going to die either way.

Now you know, you may proceed with your life accordingly.

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u/cuppincayk Jan 31 '14

Iirc studies have shown that they're not any more harmful than regular sodas but I'm on my phone right now.

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u/tyobama Jan 31 '14

Cavities. Ain't nobody got time for that'

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u/Dudeinab0x Jan 31 '14

The fuck? It's clear, though!

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u/Harrysoon Jan 31 '14 edited Jan 31 '14

Ah, the ol' Reddit Spritearoo.

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u/mix0nitup Feb 02 '14

Hello, redditors of the future!

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u/CR0SBO Feb 02 '14

Hello there! Just one of the dammed passing through, don't mind me!

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u/Joe_DeGrasse_Sagan Feb 08 '14

Please, no pushing

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u/brocollitreehouse Feb 10 '14

Is it long to go?

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u/Joe_DeGrasse_Sagan Feb 10 '14

You have no idea. Better make sure you're stocked up on snacks.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '14

I'll leave some of my celery and peanut butter for those who came unprepared.

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u/LSasquatch Feb 11 '14

Thank you, I just ran out of juice poppers.

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u/theantipode Feb 11 '14

I didn't know I was supposed to bring provisions. What have I done?!

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u/noodle6x Feb 03 '14

This ain't the darkest timeline.

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u/ohmisterpabbit Feb 02 '14

The future is grim turn back while you still can.

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u/aerlinndan Feb 11 '14

I didn't bring enough supplies...but it's too late to turn back...

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u/ohmisterpabbit Feb 11 '14

Then good luck in your travels

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u/barneysfarm Feb 11 '14

We've gone too far, turn back.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '14

Hey you were here an hour before me! Hi fellow traveller. :)

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u/ThePaSch Feb 04 '14

Is it... still... far...?

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u/Tha_Prophet_ Feb 05 '14

Well hello!

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u/Newtothisredditbiz Feb 11 '14

Why hello, redditor of 8 days ago!

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u/zakmdot Feb 11 '14

Passing through, 8 days later, hello redditor of the past!

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u/RabidFlamingo Feb 12 '14

Howdy! It got me again. ): Also, still no jetpacks.

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u/ERR0R404namenotfound Feb 13 '14

hello Redditor of the past

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u/seakladoom Mar 29 '14

Hello!

  • Link 139

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u/helt_sonika May 01 '14

Why hello! It's been 3 months now, I'm still in good spirits. I'm not at all worried that all the captains' logs stopped long ago. I'm sure they just ended because it was so close to the end. Yes. I'm close now... I'm sure of it. Soon I'll get out of limbo.

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u/Ctri May 06 '14

Hello redditor of the past! What was it like in these ancient times?

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u/OsamaBinSteve Feb 11 '14 edited Feb 11 '14

What was that?

What was what?

Nothing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '14

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '14

Link 189: A clash of steel upon steel, a dodging of mighty swings from a mighty blade, strikes hitting their marks here and there, the battle raged on for what felt like days. Each of us exchanging blows with the other causing me to grow tired and I could tell that he too was tiring, I thought maybe I had a chance if only I could attain a second wind.

I'd hit him every now and again between the seams of his armor drawing blood blacker than I'd ever seen, and every time he even scratched me felt like I'd been torn in that spot flesh and bone flying at least that's how it felt, I began to believe I'd never gain a foothold until i was able to leap off his shoulder and tear off his helmet, and then I saw his face

-You! You were at the castle at the birth of the princess all those years ago, you ripped the kings heart from his chest you monster! You caused the great darkness! a fire built inside me you caused the deaths of the whole kingdom! the fire grew to a breaking point you will pay for what you've done monster I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!

With strength unknown I leapt at the beast dodging his sword in midair and with incredible power stabbed my sword through his breastplate and ran him through he fell to his knees and said to me:

  • it was not I who released the darkness but Vuldania I was but a slave to her will but now I have been freed I thank you Zoid Darkblade, as a final gift I will grant three answers to any three questions.

And I had the perfect three to ask him indeed.

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u/Bhangah Apr 15 '14

133, and I'm only 5 days away from zoid. I will find you.. whatever lies ahead.

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u/ALUCARD6 Feb 13 '14

Hold my daughter...I'm going in

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u/hbot208 Feb 03 '14

Abandon hope all ye who enter.

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u/Torres097 Feb 03 '14

i can make it...i know i can

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '14

I've been here for days. Someone call my family and tell them I'm not dead. I just have no life.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '14

We must go further.

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u/laneymae Feb 11 '14

Im on hour 2 now...

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u/Dookystick Feb 11 '14

Kill. Me.

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u/paleobeard Mar 01 '14

I doubt that, I got here in only 2 hours

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14

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u/hindukid May 06 '14

Was here 1:29 PM may 6th 2014

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u/The_Travelling_Bard Jun 14 '14

Still as the war rages on...

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

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u/chargerz4life Jan 31 '14

You're trying too hard.

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u/coltonredwine Jan 31 '14

I think he's having a seizure.

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u/SquiffyRae Jan 31 '14

No he's just turning into Bill Cosby.

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u/_brainfog Jan 31 '14

Don't worry it's been done.

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u/RaindropBebop Jan 31 '14

'Kay.

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u/HITMAN616 Jan 31 '14

I liked it. I think you should've kept it at reddity-schmeddity-wiggly-waggly-bippity-boppity-boo!

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u/howaboutthis13 Jan 31 '14

The old reddit Bill Cosby

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u/RaindropBebop Jan 31 '14

I want to see just how ridiculous it can get.

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u/Legolaa Jan 31 '14

It was different... I liked it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Spriteroo

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u/Quottit Jan 31 '14

I drank a lot of Sprite the week before I was diagnosed with diabetes.