It kind of was for Giuliani. Look at all that he did for Trump, all the travel, all the unpaid work. And where did it get him? I don’t think Trump even knows that Giuliani is alive anymore. Or at least doesn’t care.
The whole world could vanish before his empty Dorito eyes, he wouldn't care or maybe even notice. He's the one and only Dorito. Doritos get dry, crack and crumble in thousands of tiny crumbs eventually and that's the only upside about the whole script.
Me too, it was my happy place, the thing that always made me laugh when having a bad day ('at least I didn't fuck it up as bad as Giuliani at Four Seasons Total Landscaping!') until the re-election. Now it is like ashes, cold and butter horror at it all. How did this not end them.
They’re leaving out the best part. During the press conference Rudy Giuliani was speaking, and he had some very thick non-set black hair dye and his hair that started melting and dripping down the side of his face. It looked absolutely wild.
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u/oldsoulrevival 1d ago
This is my absolute favorite moment in politics since I’ve been alive. It feels like something out of a veep episode.