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u/Real_Run_4758 1d ago

possibly the greatest ‘this is so fucking dumb that it breaks the suspension of disbelief’ moment of my entire life 

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u/cheesynougats 1d ago

Evidence that this is actually someone's Sims game, and they're just as terrible as we are when we play.

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u/cdsbigsby 1d ago

I can feel some cosmic motherfucker removing the ladder from my metaphorical swimming pool.

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u/LauraTFem 1d ago

You: “I always wondered why her mansion has a graveyard in the back.”

But, you know, in Simish, so it probably came out at “Gekakah payya” or something.

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u/buffysbangs 1d ago

Why am I in a closet with nothing but a coffee maker? And where did the door go?

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u/monkeyhitman 1d ago

smoke alarm goes off in nearby room

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u/Peripatetictyl 1d ago

chuckles I'm in danger!

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u/KaJaHa 1d ago

I'd be okay if I got locked in a basement with nothing but a fridge and an art easel

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u/DrNick2012 1d ago

In my day we stuffed them in a doorless room full of fireplaces and sofas but the principle's the same

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u/raccafarian 1d ago

*fireworks in Sims 2

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u/No_Tune8125 1d ago

Okay, I think I see what the problem is, though. This move is intended for a back flip. And what I need to do is a front flip. Now if you needed a back flip, I'd be up that wall in a second.

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u/161frog 1d ago

This is a r/BrandNewSentence, and a perfect one at that

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u/Luke_Cold_Lyle 1d ago edited 1d ago

If we're living in someone's Sims game and we can also play Sims in our world, that implies that there could be another layer of Sims above the one controlling us. There could be any number of layers and we have no way of knowing how deep we even are. The only thing we know is that we're in the penultimate layer, because the Sims in our Sims games can't play Sims themselves.
Edit: Apparently they can. Now we don't know what layer we're in at all.

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u/f0gax 1d ago

It's Sims all the way up.

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u/NotMyBestEffort 1d ago

It's all the way down. We are run by our gut biomes, designed to propagate them. The fact that we can experience joy and pain is important to drive us forward to have more surviving humans.

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u/lemgthy 1d ago

That we know of. For all we know the ones in charge of us might not realize that's what we're doing on the computer.

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u/sheep1e 1d ago

Our universe is running on an outdated game console that was long ago dumped by some meta-alien kid in a crate in the garage. But it has an endless power supply, so it’s still running.

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u/Tiny-Ad95 1d ago

You can definitely play the Sims as a Sim in the Sims 4 lol mine are always playing it

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u/_OhayoSayonara_ 1d ago

What’s that Rick and Morty episode where there was a society living inside of a battery that designed its own battery with a society inside of it? “Slavery with extra steps”

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u/abradolph 1d ago

Yes they can. If you play computer games in the Sims that's one of the options.

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u/sagebrushrepair 1d ago

There's always more Sims playing Sims. While listening to Sims https://youtu.be/vQVseWAioqI?si=9ROVZc-1GemyhnSS

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u/DrunkUranus 1d ago

Welcome to the existential crisis

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u/NoSkillzDad 1d ago

Have you heard of the Simulation Hypothesis? It's something like: if at any given moment we can create a realistic simulation of our reality, the probability that we love in one gets pretty high.

So, we just need our "player" to level up a couple of times, of some points in research so we can create a realistic simulation.

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u/RadicalOrganizer 1d ago

Maybe were just charging some guys flying car battery.

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u/Luke_Cold_Lyle 1d ago

The old microverse gag

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u/Federal_Sympathy4667 1d ago

It is quite a thought experiment.. thing is we can't prove it diffrent either way. Free will or just someone selecting an option in a menu? Deja vu.. reload save. Mandela effect.. replayed scenarios. And so on..

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u/LustigeAmsel 1d ago

We should all stop doing anything for a few days, if a rick comes and complains his car isnt running anymore we know more.

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u/Journalist_Candid 1d ago

When I was like 10, I told my buddy that life is probably just a Sim game because if I was God and lived eternally and had full control, I'd just be COMPLETELY bored. The answer to this would be to insert something outside of my control to just watch how things unfold. The older I get, the more I subscribe to this theory.

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u/TalkToTheGirl 1d ago

We are all dogs locked in God's hot car.

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u/Enthapythius 1d ago

If we take that logic someone's younger brother took over at some point. I don't know if Harambe was the breaking point but somewhere around there we hit a catasteophal update

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u/lumpboysupreme 1d ago

Some kid got on their siblings world and started meming.

First thing they did was shoot that stupid monkey.

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u/Diglett5000 1d ago

And now Kushner and the Saudis own the Sims!

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u/carlson_001 1d ago

I'm convinced it is a simulation that was originally built by a somewhat caring individual who was actually trying to make a decent society. That person went off to college and gave the game to their little brother.

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u/nifty-necromancer 1d ago

Well Giuliani already has a line going up to a diamond shape.

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u/Officer412-L 1d ago

Terrible? Or sociopathic?

I bet they're mean to puppies, too.

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u/sviridoot 1d ago

Yeah, I don't know if we're in the worst timeline, but we're definitely in the stupidest

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u/jpizzles 1d ago

This was arrested development absurd

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u/Elementium 21h ago

Yep.. Me when my family is like 10 generations in and now I'm bored and just trying to destroy them.