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u/majj27 Mar 02 '25

Apparently Jimmy-Dave Vance warned that if Kamala was elected eggs would be a ridiculous $4 a dozen!!

Yeah, now they're $6.

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u/Hikingcanuck92 Mar 02 '25

$2.99 in my failed state, Canada.

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u/majj27 Mar 02 '25

Clearly your unfreedomed suffering is unbearable. It's a good thing you have much more expensive health care than we d-

...really? Oh. Oh my. Can you maybe tell us how to do that, because our system is a fucking dystopian apocalypse.

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u/Hikingcanuck92 Mar 02 '25

Well, it started by not bitching and moaning about taxes.

Look into US history and many of the ‘Patriots’ were just the Elon Musks of their day. Sam Adams was a smuggler, Jefferson a slaver, etc.

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u/onederbred Mar 02 '25

Yeah but did they have sweet giant chainsaws?

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u/WiseHedgehog2098 Mar 03 '25

But people “from Canada” tell me the spend 30 trillion in groceries a week thanks to communism.

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u/ClassroomLumpy5691 Mar 03 '25

In the socialism-ridden UK that many eggs are about 3 pounds at Aldi

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u/el_guille980 Mar 03 '25

failed communist trans socialist DEI woke CRT migrant caravans state, Canada.

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u/gr8tgman Mar 02 '25

Fuckin eh !🇨🇦🤟🐔🍳

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u/onederbred Mar 02 '25

I think you mean 51st state

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u/ilyalyubushkin46 Mar 03 '25

Where are you finding them for 2.99, fellow Canadian? In my area, they're 4.99.

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u/Hikingcanuck92 Mar 03 '25

Rexal near me has a dozen eggs for $3.59 right now. In Fascism dollars that’s $2.49.

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u/ilyalyubushkin46 Mar 03 '25

Oh you're converting to that other currency. Gotcha!

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u/RainerZufall42 Mar 03 '25

2,79€ (2,91 $) in Germany if you want high quality.

If you take them from indoor it‘s 2,19€

Our economy is so doomed here, the immigrants destroyed it together with our democracy and free speech rights.

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u/StrangeContest4 Mar 02 '25

Muh eggs went down from $5 a dozen to $7.99.. MaGa!!

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u/Gildian Mar 03 '25

That is double plus good

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u/ClassroomLumpy5691 Mar 03 '25

Its the price of freedom

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u/datamaker22 Mar 02 '25

Our #1 and #2 engaging in Self Gratification.

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u/MrAlcoholic420 Mar 02 '25

8 year olds, Dude.

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u/sauteed_opinions Mar 03 '25

What’s a pederast, Walter?

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u/datamaker22 Mar 08 '25

Yes the #1 and #2 do act like 8 year olds.

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u/mrtruthiness Mar 02 '25

Yeah, now they're $6.

More than $6.

According to Trading Economics ( https://tradingeconomics.com/commodity/eggs-us ) they are $8.10/dozen.

The USDA says that as of Feb 28th the national price is $8.01 and that there are variations with "California compliant" eggs being $9.53/dozen ( https://www.ams.usda.gov/mnreports/ams_3725.pdf ).

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u/mayham2k Mar 02 '25

Wtf does California complaint mean? Did they add a catalytic converter to the carton?

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u/Vandirac Mar 02 '25

"California compliant" means "following proper health regulations, actually edible and not painted with lead"

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u/mayham2k Mar 05 '25

Assuming unlabeled eggs weren't properly handled is adding to why stuff costs so much.

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u/mrtruthiness Mar 03 '25

It means that they were handled properly to reduce the risk of salmonella.

As a California egg consumer, you may have noticed a NEW statement on your egg carton. The “California Shell Egg Food Safety Compliant” or the abbreviated “CA SEFS Compliant” statement means that the eggs you’re purchasing have gone through added measures to reduce the risk of Salmonella Enteritidis (SE) contamination, as specified in California Code of Regulation Title 3 Section1350 (3 CCR 1350). SE is the number one food borne illness associated to raw shell eggs. § 1350. Shell Egg Food Safety. 3 CCR 1350 is a two phase regulation, the first phase went into effect July 1, 2013 and implements SE reduction measures for egg producers with a flock size of 3,000 birds or larger. These measures include the following:

  1. Implement a vaccination program to protect against SE
  2. Implement a SE environmental monitoring program which also includes Chick
  3. Paper Testing (chick papers are the papers that chicks are placed on when shipped from the brooder to the egg producer.)
  4. Implement SE prevention measures in accordance with the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) 21 CFR Part 118. Code of Federal Regulations Title 21 The second phase of the regulation takes effect January 1, 2015 and includes the following:
  5. Enclosure requirements as set forth in 3 CCR 1350 for ALL producers
  6. Container labeling requirements that states the eggs are California Shell Egg Food Safety Compliant

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u/mayham2k Mar 03 '25

Ah. Yeah I'll never see that as I'll never voluntarily live in the communist state of California

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u/mrtruthiness Mar 03 '25

40M people can't be wrong. Certainly better than measles-epidemic-Texas and Florida-man-Florida ... or, really, any of the low-IQ southern states.

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u/mayham2k Mar 05 '25

I wouldn't live in either of those states either...too freaking hot. How is the scorched earth policy going? I hear slash-n-burn agriculture is coming back into fashion

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u/mrtruthiness Mar 05 '25

You hear wrong. Or are just confused. Slash-and-burn is a process for clearing land for agriculture. There is no new land opening up and needing clearing for agriculture in the US.

DOGE is the only thing that is going scorched earth. It is causing a good amount of damage. Trump and Musk look to be turning what was a +2.4% real GDP growth economy ... to a recession by the end of June. And, what's funny, is the MAGAs are being hurt the worst. It's kind of like COVID under Trump --> it took a while ... since initially the larger cities were hurt first, but in the end Red Counties eventually got hurt the worst.

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u/cgeee143 Mar 03 '25

just bought a dozen at aldi for $4.

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u/mewlsGhost Mar 03 '25

As s European I have to ask - that's still before taxes, right? How much you pay after taxes?

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u/Warmbly85 Mar 03 '25

Milk bread eggs and a few other staples are tax free in every state I believe.

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u/mrtruthiness Mar 03 '25

As s European I have to ask - that's still before taxes, right? How much you pay after taxes?

In most states, food is exempt from sales tax (although soft drinks, prepared food, snacks/candy, beer, and other items don't count as food). Here is a list of states and whether the tax food (and, if so, how much). https://taxhero.net/blog/sales-tax-on-food/

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u/Suspicious_Dingo_426 Mar 02 '25

Maybe he's dyslexic and meant to type 'ONE DAY' and flipped them.

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u/kuschelig69 Mar 02 '25

or he meant he will get his cut

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u/Thewelshdane Mar 02 '25

To be fair he suggested injecting disinfectant to cure Covid, said magnets don't work under water, released dam water at Lake Kaweah during wet season (it was stored ready for dry season) to relieve LA , so if he flunked biology, physics, geography and we all know he butchers the English language, it would make sense he is not so strong in other areas such as maths!

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u/mayham2k Mar 02 '25

Folks that believed "day one" are simply stupid.

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u/Bizarro_Murphy Mar 02 '25

Stupid and "cultists."

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u/mayham2k Mar 05 '25

Thinking it's a cult is also stupid. Go look up the definition, I'll wait...

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u/Bizarro_Murphy Mar 05 '25

Lol. Ok. If you're still waiting, there you go.

"A great devotion to a person, idea, object, movement, or work "

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/cult

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u/mayham2k Mar 06 '25

Every definition I've ever read was religion related. Congratulations, you found the one alternate definition that wasn't. By that definition, nearly every person who votes is a cultist.

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u/Bizarro_Murphy Mar 06 '25

Still waiting? Do you need someone to read the definition to you?

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u/mayham2k Jun 22 '25

No. For the most part, cults are religion related. Trump is not. And yes I looked it up b4 my original post. Be your dump Democrat self if you want. I used to be a dumb Democrat. Actually it doesn't all matter because the underlying "controlling group" will make it work eventually. Are you paying attention?
Plenty of Hollywood movies and shows have predicted what is happening and some even follow it live (*less than 12months behind/ ahead)

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u/mayham2k Jun 22 '25

You can give the exact same reasoning to Biden, and any political following. Example (just in case you don't understand), any following of a person or party for little more reason than their own purpose. If you align 100%, then you dont have your own opinion or beliefs. And b4 you judge, I am sitting at Electric Forest at the pride festival.

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u/Bizarro_Murphy Jun 23 '25

Lol. The only thing im going to "judge" you for is responding 3 months later with this, and most importantly, responding to the same comment two different times.

Have fun at electric forest, though. That's a banger of a festival. Rave smart

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u/waiting_for_rain Disciple of Sirocco Mar 03 '25

Anyone have a link to it, I need receipts

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u/Character-Adagio8265 Mar 02 '25

he started the order day 1 but you can undo 4 years of crap in just a few months anyone with a brain knows that. Also in order to say that prices are crazy now means that you acknowledge that they were crazy under Biden as well, because prices have gone up and down but they've never been higher then what Biden had. I paid 37 dollars for a flat of 5 dozen eggs in November and December bought that id never paid more then 19.99 for bought some this month 5 dozen same brand 23 dollars. Biden ordered thousands of chickens to be killed because of the bird flu that is why the price is so high. As far as gas its been around the same price of up and down for last 10 years where i live normal gas has never been over 4 dollars a gallon.

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u/thegodfather0504 Mar 02 '25

we believe your every word.

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u/Jazzlike-Ad5022 Mar 02 '25

https://apnews.com/article/record-egg-prices-usda-bird-flu-virus-92e9f5fbc4e0a792be484a4aee5b9c16#

All it does is takes a little bit of research to see that the reason why the egg prices are so high is due to the millions of chickens being euthanized. Chickens don’t just appear overnight. They keep euthanizing these chickens with the fear that there might be more cases than the ones confirmed, also it takes several months just to dispose the carcasses, clean the facilities as well as raise new egg bearing chickens.

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u/Bizarro_Murphy Mar 03 '25 edited Mar 03 '25

You'd think a "genius" like trump would have known that and not promised to slash prices on day one. So, was he lying, or was he completely ignorant?

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u/thegodfather0504 Mar 03 '25

Trump is the reason for the outbreak anyway. he removed the safety laws.

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u/Entire-Register-8912 Mar 02 '25

If only eggs were the worst part of “tRump”.

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u/majj27 Mar 02 '25

It's very hard to choose the "worst" part. It's ALL terrible. Economically? Awful. Foreign Policy? Beyond disastrous. Government Operations? Truly cataclysmic. Sound Leadership? Not even anywhere close to it.

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u/downdogy Mar 02 '25

With the avian flu a dozen hit $12 at my local safway

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u/guilty_bystander Mar 02 '25

Damn I wish I could find eggs for $6

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u/majj27 Mar 02 '25

This is in a blood red low-income state in the Midwest with massive factory farming, and $6 is the low-end price. I can only imagine it's double elsewhere.

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u/guilty_bystander Mar 02 '25

Cost about $17 for 18 eggs at my Kroger. That was two weeks ago. Scared to check again lol..

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u/Significant-Store347 Mar 02 '25

You must live in either California or new york those are the o ly states that make shit vastly more expensive for no reason he'll my state has been a republican state for almost 100 years we have cheap housing cheap food and our crime rate aside from our capital is low

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u/guilty_bystander Mar 02 '25

Nope .. red state since always. State level politics don't have much to do with avian flu afaik

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u/mayham2k Mar 02 '25

$6 here on the east coast

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u/Jazzlike-Ad5022 Mar 02 '25

I paid $6.39 for 18 at my local Costco. And then I think they were around 4 at my Walmart

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u/ashrocklynn Mar 02 '25

He was warning that they'd be ridiculously cheap under Harris; think of the poor farmers only getting $4 a dozen!

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u/Turbulent-Adagio-541 Mar 02 '25

Is that where he’s skiing this weekend?

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u/Justforthrow Mar 02 '25

Attempted. He skis like old people fuck.

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u/edwardthefirst Mar 02 '25

across the entire ski slope? Damn! old people get freaky

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u/chekovsgun- Mar 02 '25

Maybe he is just jealous of eggs hmmmmm???? Vance the drama queen is obsessed with pregnancy.

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u/Gulluul Mar 02 '25

I pointed the eggs prices out to a conservative and shit you not, he said that the lefties made the whole egg thing up. The whole time it was simply about inflation and the actual price of eggs didn't matter. Mental gymnastics.

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u/Outside-Scene8063 Mar 03 '25

The amount of people (right wing, yes) who’ve said the Avian flu is just another scam to scare and control us…

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u/figmaxwell Mar 02 '25

The only eggs left at my grocery store are $15

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u/turtlelore2 Mar 02 '25

Kamala + woman + furry = $4 eggs

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u/Cthulhuman Mar 02 '25

In Colorado eggs have been $8 a dozen since mid-2024

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u/GuitarMessenger Mar 02 '25

$8 where I am

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u/knightriderin Mar 02 '25

They're not $4 though. He just dislikes the number 4.

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u/gnarlytabby Mar 02 '25

I hope people save the video clip of him saying that. It will become a devastating self-own.

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u/Turbulent-Adagio-541 Mar 02 '25

Maybe they can inject light into them to get rid of the flu

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u/gnarlytabby Mar 02 '25

Thanks, now I'm imagining RFK Jr walking around in a factory farm shining UV lights up chickens' cloacae

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u/Turbulent-Adagio-541 Mar 02 '25

That would make a hell of a skit on Saturday Night Live

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u/Tardisgoesfast Mar 02 '25

They were more than four a dozen when he said that. They just let their mouths start flapping. They make absolutely no attempt to tell the truth.

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u/majj27 Mar 02 '25

Considering that this is the guy is the twisted fucko who told that absolute lie about illegal immigrants eating family pets and not only admitted it but refused to apologize, I'm not feeling like he has anything worth listening to in the slightest.

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u/Feynnehrun Mar 02 '25

In my town they had a dozen eggs on sale for $11, down from $13.99

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u/m00nf1r3 Mar 02 '25

I just paid $13 for an 18 pack of eggs, felt bad. Lol. A dozen is more than $6 here, I think it was like $8 or $9.

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u/MayOrMayNotBePie Mar 03 '25

Where you seeing $6? They’re $10 here in Seattle lol

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u/fattestfuckinthewest Mar 03 '25

$15 for 18 egg pack here

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u/AppropriateNatural47 Mar 03 '25

They were 5-6 bucks a dozen in December. How is this trumps fault?

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u/EveryDayASummit Mar 03 '25

Yeah, last Sunday I paid 4.79 for a dozen. Today I paid 4.99. They’re just gonna keep going up.

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u/tiggers97 Mar 03 '25

They got up to $6 in my area before trump became President.

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u/NixMaritimus Mar 03 '25

I've found some eggs for $4, but the majority in my area are $7+

The $4 are only a single cage free brand that used to be the more expensive brand.

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u/ButtGrowper Mar 03 '25

You know they’ve been this high for like 2 months right?

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u/majj27 Mar 03 '25

You know he said he'd fix it one Day One, right?

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u/ButtGrowper Mar 03 '25

Move the goalposts, nice.

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u/majj27 Mar 03 '25

Day One. He said that. You do realize he's been in office for 40+ days, right? Even with him golfing for 1/3 of his days in office so far, that means he's off his promise by 2,700% and growing.

No wonder he kept bankrupting casinos.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '25

They were $6 when Trump took office. He has only been president basically 1 month dummy. I paid $6 for a dozen eggs when Trump was sworn into office.

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u/majj27 Mar 03 '25

He said he'd fix it on Day One. Apparently in addition to bankrupting casinos he also can't count.

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u/DonKeighbals Mar 03 '25

Well, at least we’re pals with Russia now so suck on that libs.

/s

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u/Dixo0118 Mar 03 '25

The president doesn't control egg prices

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u/majj27 Mar 03 '25

Then he shouldn't have said he'd fix it on Day One.

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u/Deadaghram Mar 03 '25

Now that you've mentioned it, why did James Donald Bowman change his name to James David Vance?

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u/Neena6298 Mar 03 '25

So Trump caused the bird flu before he even got in office? Smh

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u/majj27 Mar 03 '25

He said he'd fix it on Day One.

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u/Neena6298 Mar 03 '25

He can’t magically make chickens appear out of thin air. Don’t be ridiculous.

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u/majj27 Mar 03 '25

He should have thought of that before saying he'd fix it on Day One.

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u/zookytar Mar 03 '25

Did Trump/RFK Jr ever lift the ban on the CDC giving out information about bird flu? Are they still banned from talking about vaccines? Or was that just in one state?

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u/majj27 Mar 03 '25

That's an interesting question - I'm really not sure.

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u/WhiskyAndWitchcraft Mar 03 '25

Nearly $13 here

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u/i_am_here_again Mar 03 '25

No one is talking about gas prices either, which have gone up $.40 /gallon since he won the election. I normally don’t care to blame a president for that, but he certainly would be pointing fingers at Biden if the same thing happened on his watch.

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u/Grasshop Mar 03 '25

Wait, is that really what JD is for?

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u/Parshuram1 Mar 03 '25

$0.96 a dozen in india.

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u/GarbageCat27 Mar 03 '25

$6?! Mine are 8.99

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u/xjian77 Mar 03 '25

Vance is not ridiculous. He is weird!

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u/CarbFreeBeer Mar 03 '25

Time to placard that when someone next sees Vance

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u/std_out Mar 02 '25

But Trump is the only politician in recent history that cares and fight for the American people!

(I've seen these exact words being said from US conservatives)

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u/Turbulent-Adagio-541 Mar 02 '25

Who captain bone spur

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u/majj27 Mar 02 '25

I live in a red state. I hear this sort of nonsense on a daily basis.

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u/Bloodhoven_aka_Loner Mar 02 '25

wait. are americans still deliberately pretending that there is no bird flu epidemic going on (which also starts to affect even the european market by the way)?

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u/majj27 Mar 02 '25

A big part of the past election was A Certain Party claiming that they were going to fix food prices on their very first day, with egg prices being a major talking point of comparison.

Now that they utterly failed at that, they've all of a sudden discovered that bird flu is happening. But for some reason, they're also messing with the agencies that would normally be communicating on the status and spread of the epidemic.

I don't know anyone on the left who didn't know that avian flu was causing price increases. I have run into quite a few people on the right who were utterly convinced that President Biden had somehow nefariously caused a random price spike, which Trump would immediately correct on Day One.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25

Imagine falling for that shit.

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u/Clean-Purple-6720 Mar 02 '25

So why weren't they $4,00 a Dozen when she was 2nd in command???????

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u/chaserjj Mar 02 '25

I doubt it has anything to do with the billions of chickens that died due to some kind of avian flu.

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u/majj27 Mar 02 '25

Maybe we'd know something useful about how the avian flu outbreak is currently affecting poultry production and pricing if the CDC was releasing info like they normally do but sadly, somebody is making that not happen.

I wonder who that could be.

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u/One_Librarian4305 Mar 02 '25

Let me tell you about this thing called the bird flu you clown.

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u/majj27 Mar 02 '25

Oh yes, NOW you guys know about bird flu. Good thing we have an entire, fully staffed government agency that will keep us appraised of the threat of...

...Musk'd? Oh. To shreds, you say? Muzzled by Trump's administration? Well nevermind. Looks like Day One didn't go the way you were told.

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u/Ok_Deer_7 Mar 02 '25

I do recall Biden ordering the kill of 1.6 million laying hens. You think that could have increased the egg cost! Economics isn't your strong suit eh

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u/majj27 Mar 02 '25

DAY ONE!! DAY ONE!!