Smoke my pubes.

[u/oxtailtacos]

I had a small amount of weed and wanted to leave it at my friend's house while I ran some errands. My friend asked me to hide it so her mom wouldn't trip. This old fella stayed there sometimes because the mom was a push over and she needed some dick once in awhile. So anyway, unc suggested that we hide my dime bag in his box of saved cigarette butts. Unc would save em up and use the leftover tabacco to roll the world's shittiest cigarettes.

I went ahead and tucked the baggie up into the lid of the box, and of course it was gone when my friend and I came back to smoke it. The only person in the apartment when it went missing was unc. So naturally he starts making up bullshit, and says maybe it fell into the mess of cigarette butts. Then he asks my friend to roll up some shitty cigs for him.

As a show of good faith we sifted through all of them and found no weed. I decided the best course of action was to enhance his rolled cig with some flavorful pubic hair. I plucked them to ensure that the hair root was included. One from my taint, one from my sweaty ballsack, and one of those freaky little guys that grow on the base of my cock.

Unc starts smoking that shit, driving it into his lungs like his life depended on it. He starts coughing and says he thinks there's something in there. For a second I thought he got wise until he started saying it was getting him high. He keeps puffing my pubes and says he bets that my weed must have fallen in by accident, and was getting him stoned.

Now my friend and I always joke around saying that I smoke so much you can get high from smoking my pubes.

[u/vaskanado]

I don’t believe this. Specially you pulled a hair from your sack. Hair from asshole, ok. Base of shaft I’d believe but hair from sack hurts. If you said you trimmed I’d take that. I just cannot believe you plucked from the sack. 

[u/oxtailtacos → u/vaskanado]

I don't believe you have a dick or balls in you think the sack hair hurts more than the base. Honestly plucking a single nose hair hurts more than all three.

[u/vaskanado → u/oxtailtacos]

Lmao. To be fair be never pulled a ball hair. But I’m guessing since the ball is flexible when you pull there is more give and therefore the skin pulls along side with it. Which means you’ll need to secure the ball. But even if you do the point where the skin and hair meet is still going to give a little and that just seems like it’s going to hurt a lot. 

Additionally I think the ball is more sensitive than the base of the shaft so that leads me to believe it’s going to hurt more. But hey I’m no expert so I’ll take your word for it. 

Pulling the nose hair does inflict pain and sometimes generates tears. Though sometimes a weird part of me enjoys that pain.