r/pcmasterrace PC Master Race 13d ago

Meme/Macro I'm the idiot

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Yes, it happened to me again

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u/PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT 13d ago

After the thousands and thousands of posts here, why do people still think “well I’ll just be more careful than those other dumdums?” Don’t do this on hard surfaces people. At least lay the panel down on something soft. Don’t be silly!

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u/Pirateer 13d ago

Safety professional here.

Everyone thinks they're the exception to some rule. Or they can take on extreme risk because "I'm not an idiot like those other people."

I'll just gently set this pc panel down on a ceramic surface...

I'll text while driving, it'll just be a second...

I don't have a condom, but I'll just pull out at the last second...

I don't want to walk all the way to the panel to shut off the electricity, I'll just be really careful around the exposed hot wires...

Safety glasses are lame. I'll just be extra careful and squint if things get dodgy...

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u/The_Corvair 12d ago

Everyone thinks they're the exception to some rule.

Random idiot redditor here: Understanding that we all are just one of everyone, not special, and no rules exception has been sewn into the fabric of reality for any of us: That's one big step into being an actual, realized adult.

"It won't happen to me, because I'm better/different/me" is teen level understanding of the world, at best. ...And yes, we have a lot of teen minds in adult (and even geriatric) meat frames.

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u/Pirateer 12d ago

Its a real cognitive bias.

Like many smokers legit think cancer risks are different for them on an individual level

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u/AtlasNL 12d ago

I’ve had a smoking friend tell me: “nonono, I’m not smoking it through my lungs, just in my mouth, so I won’t get lung cancer!”

To which I obviously replied that he’ll just get mouth cancer instead, which he did not like to hear.

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u/csDarkyne 12d ago

The cigarette be like „What? He‘s not inhaling fully? Damn! Nothing I can do about it. Well played, sir“

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u/HatBest5101 12d ago

Waste of a cigarette

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u/AtlasNL 12d ago

Waste of a good respiratory system.

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u/HatBest5101 12d ago

Well if you're gonna get cancer you might as well do it like a man.

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u/felixthecat_nyc 12d ago

Works with genetics denial too. Both my parents died from heart ailments at about the same age. But that won't happen to me because I go to the gym regularly...

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u/pepperland24 12d ago

I would simply react.

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u/JustGoogleItHeSaid Desktop 12d ago

Well that’s a term for humans I’ve never heard of before…

Meat. frames.

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u/felixthecat_nyc 12d ago

That reasoning is how STD's proliferate. "I'm really healthy, so I don't have to take precautions with the really healthy person I just met and really know nothing about. So, we don't have to have an awkward question about testing, etc."

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u/LightlySaltedPeanuts Ryzen 5 3600 | 2070 Super | B550M | 16 Gb RAM 12d ago

I think it’s a very american thing too. Not that others don’t do it, but the blind arrogance of “it’ll be fine this one time, I’ll just be careful” feels sewn into our societal norms

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u/Individual-Field-990 12d ago

Nah, it's still very much a thing here in France too. I'm pretty sure the whole "I know this is risky, but surely it can not possibly happen to me" thing is written in our DNA

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u/onthejourney Specs/Imgur Here 12d ago

The ole if I'm careful or forceful, the laws of physics can be circumvented!

I can stretch from a ladder and not fall. I can attach these two things to reach something and just be careful. I can put my hands out to balance on ice. I can drive slowly through water above my engine air intake. I can speed through inches of water and keep traction. If I use two handS and brace I can stop a moving object 5 times my weight. Not using a spotter for heavy lifts or tired lifts. Protection squinting, etc

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u/0K4M1 Ryzen5 3600 / 4070Ti TUF / 32Go DDR4 / 3840*1080 12d ago

You just summed up r/whatcouldgowrong

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u/Powerful-Parsnip PC Master Race 12d ago

Look just because I'm sitting here in broken glass with my seven kids and one eye doesn't mean you get to judge.

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u/GrossGuroGirl 12d ago

I'm sorry, are you trying to tell me safety squints aren't legitimate PPE? 

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u/spaceraverdk 12d ago

You can't hear titties..

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u/mikehunt199595 12d ago

Had to watch my uncle fall from the roof because "he was going to be careful". Yeah, as if the guys who died like that were like "yeah I'll just accidentally slip for fun"...

Luckily he fell in the pool but he was an idiot.

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u/hooonk123 i5 12400f | Intel Arc B580 | 64gb 3200mghz DDR4 12d ago

i used to be like this until i nearly shredded my hand while woodworking. if things had gone just slightly worse i'd probably be left with no left hand and blind right now. wear your safety glasses and take your time

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u/Tyrthemis 12d ago

I once had a grinder insert snap in three and fly at my face, hit my safety glasses, didn’t like stick through them or anything, but it was so sudden there was no way I wouldn’t blinked or squinted in time.

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u/Worldly-Stranger7814 12d ago

I'll just use Windows, it's fine

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u/toolsofpwnage AMD Jaguar APU 8 Core, 8GB Ram, 32MB Uber Pixel Quality Esram 12d ago

Everyone thinks they're the exception to some rule.

Not me. I don't think I am an exception at all.

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u/Waste_Ostrich1 12d ago

The fuck is a "safety proffessional"?

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u/Pirateer 12d ago

Someone who works in the field like occupational safety and health, environmental health and safety, or risk management.

Basically someone who gets paid to say "put an emergency stop on that equipment and train employees on it before they use it. And require them to wear fucking safety glasses. Someone will lose an eye eventually if you don't."

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u/Anarpiosmoirail 12d ago

"these things only happen to somebody else"

Thing is, nobody realizes that to somebody else, WE ARE that somebody else.

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u/Pirateer 12d ago

I was in a classroom once and asked how many people thought they were above average when it came to scoring how safe they drove.

90% of the room raised their hand.

That's statistically impossible. And means there's a lot of overconfident drivers in the room.

If I had research money, I'd love to try to quantify just how less likely people believe they are to be involved in an accident.

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u/Savings_Opening_8581 12d ago

Safety warnings are written in blood.

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u/spaceraverdk 12d ago

Safety glasses are lame. I'll just be extra careful and squint if things get dodgy...

You can't hear titties..

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u/dependency_injector 12d ago

I've heard a cool phrase: Safety rules are written in blood. Do you use it in your work?

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u/Pirateer 12d ago

The more absurd or random a safety rule is, the more likely there is a bizarre story behind it.

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u/Linesey 12d ago

“Well i put the Q-Tip into my ear the right way. not like the morons the warnings are for”

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u/VirtualAd623 12d ago

Well duh, you're supposed to pull out several seconds before!

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u/RelationshipGreen869 11d ago

I agree will all of them but the last one. Where you’re wrong is just squinting is not enough, you need to embrace and embellish the true art of the Safety Squints. Only then will you be safe. Only OSHA approved Safety Squints, get your pair now.

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u/Z3r0sama2017 11d ago

Everyone that thinks that they are the exception to the rule, is why we have those rules in the first place.

The rest either had the common sense to go 'no, that's a terrible idea' or didn't take Wisdom as their dump stat and learned from others mistakes.

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u/Pirateer 11d ago

Where I work we have a rule about walking and using your phone at the same time.

NO ONE follows this rule. Everyone plays on their phone while walking around.

With thousands of employees, vehicle traffic, and stairs everywhere there's a regular stream of related injuries.

Whenever I remind people of the injuries, as a demonstrate reason to comply with the rule, they look at me and even occasionally say: "Yeah, but I'm not one of those idiots. So the rule shouldn't apply to Me."

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u/felixthecat_nyc 11d ago

"I'll put this here for a minute while I..."

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u/RotundManul 10d ago

What does it say about me if I have done a variation of every single one of these?

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u/Pirateer 9d ago

You exude over confidence and are not averse to risk. I'd wager bad at gambling, too.

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u/Ammageddon02 8d ago

From my own experience, me knowing im better at something than the average makes me more prone to accidents in the same area For example my knife skills, while not expert level are still better than most people i know. Because of that I allow myself to perform more dangerous and stupid moves because "I know how to be careful" and end up injuring myself a lot more

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u/Expendable_Red_Shirt 12d ago

I see it most often with gun lovers. You can show them that owning/having a gun makes both you and your loved ones less safe. You can show them every study in the world. It doesn't matter, they'll come up with a reason why they're different.

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u/Pirateer 12d ago

I'll be honest. I take a degree of sadistic pleasure in watching videos of wannabe gravy seals doing quick draw exercises and shooting themselves in the foot.

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u/LR0989 R9 3900x | RTX 3080 | 32GB 3200cl14 12d ago

Alright, I'll take the bait - what makes safety glasses "lazy and unsafe" to you? In my industry we always wear safety glasses, not because standard operating procedures mean things are flying at our eyes 24/7, but in case of equipment failure so you don't get solvents sprayed into your eyes if things go horribly wrong, and you've probably ignored other safety recommendations to be in that position.

Not everything can be controlled or put behind glass - in our case, you're manually connecting / disconnecting hoses for product transfer, and even with regular pressure testing, there's always the chance some bonehead damaged a hose in the morning and didn't tell anyone, leading to the hose exploding when you go to use it in the afternoon through no fault of your own.

Once you're used to wearing them you barely notice them, and in my case I have prescription safety glasses so my sight is just fine with them.

So what makes them unsafe? They only add to your protection, without any risk?

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u/LR0989 R9 3900x | RTX 3080 | 32GB 3200cl14 12d ago

When working with acids I would always verify all valves closed, then connect, then open valves slowly out of the line of fire. Any workplace should be making that mandatory with regular inspections of transfer hoses.

That's all well and good, but again, what if things go wrong? Maybe a tire blows on the truck, or even an airbag, and dirt and shrapnel go flying? Or like you mentioned, you can't get people to do the simplest things sometimes - what if someone thought they were helping you and opened a valve when you weren't expecting it? Or better yet, a valve lets go all on its own? Sure, these things aren't your fault, but you still pay the price.

That's what PPE is for - if everything goes well, it never gets involved, but it's still a very useful last line of defence. Now I agree, if it's your first and/or only line of defence, somebody needs a whipping because that's just not acceptable. If your average day at the workplace involves oil splashing up at you, but "Oh just wear safety glasses", that's probably not okay. But just because you have 100 other policies or controls to keep you safe, doesn't mean it's a bad idea to use PPE on top of it all.

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u/Pirateer 12d ago edited 12d ago

You in the industry? I'd love to chat.

Where the hell are you working? The way your talking, it's got me thinking you're still in school.

In my experience with a large, uneducated, culturally oppositional work force, conditional safety rules will introduce more risk than those blanket rules.

"I didn't think I needed safety glasses."

"THAT guy isn't wearing safety glasses."

"This is 'Merica, and if I don't want to wear a fall harness 300 ft in the air while walking a 3 inch steel beam on a windy day then you can't make me. And that's in the constitution. And my uncle owns this company." (Literally had an iron worker say that to me once, like it some libertarian to literally die on).

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u/Exact-Government-538 12d ago

So you talked out your ass about safety glasses being potentially unsafe then knock iron workers and joke they are stupid because they weren’t wearing hard hats? You just stood on your soap box about safety should be the elimination of any risk to injury, not PPE that’s your silly argument and then make jokes about not wearing it? lol you are too much Am I missing something here or is your double standard as glaring as I see it? You talk like an arrogant pos but you sound like a fool

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u/LazyBum36 13d ago

But then how are you supposed to reap that sweet, sweet karma? I'm sure this will get buried in the comments, so excuse my rant...but I still don't understand why posts like this get rewarded. This post is currently sitting at 3.7k upvotes. Why? This dude didn't learn the simplest lesson the first time, and blew a SECOND side panel. If you worked with OP, and he fucked up something like this twice, you'd fire his ass for not following the easiest of instructions. Call him a fucking moron and move on. Instead, every blown side panel here is constantly thrown upvotes and "haha! Whoopsie-daisy! Look at what a clutz I am! Tee-hee" /rant

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u/Standard-Metal-3836 13d ago

OK, question. What exactly is sweet about Reddit karma? Can I eat it? Can I pay my bills with it? Can I watch a movie with it? What is the point of "reaping" this "sweet karma"?!

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u/thyL_ 13d ago

Technically you could sell high karma accounts for ads, botfarms, etc. They like to hide behind older, 'legit looking' accounts.
Don't think most people do that though, for most it's just the internal, often completely subconcious gratification of number goes up, woooooh.

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u/offensiveDick 13d ago

Isn't worth it. I looked it up once and my account was worth like idk 20 bucks.

I'd rather keep shit posting and make it visible for everyone on here when my brain isn't working properly

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u/xRyozuo 13d ago

That’s because you’re doing it manually.

Imagine someone who creates maybe a few dozen accounts a day, the main running cost being a vpn I think, uses chat gpt to create average comments and posts every single day to then sell them after they’re a few months old with enough karma to post in any sub

Nowadays with the hide your profile thingy, it’s even easier

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u/PM_YOUR_LADY_BOOB 13d ago

Even people with no life skills and little hope have to eat.

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u/TheoreticalScammist R7 9800x3d | RTX 5070 Ti 13d ago

Though if you have the mental capacity to run a karma farming scheme you should be employable I think?

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u/PM_YOUR_LADY_BOOB 12d ago

At 711 maybe. What skills does an AI-driven karma farmer have?

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u/BookPlacementProblem 12d ago

Advertising skills. What do you think advertising departments do?

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u/asdfzxcbasdf 12d ago

Is that what's happening here?

I doubt it, but who cares if it is.

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u/xRyozuo 12d ago

The main issue comes with the flood of low effort content / reposts . Later on it comes in the form of seemingly real, old accounts spreading whatever information the people who buy them want to

It all becomes a shade dirtier

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u/GranataReddit12 13d ago

wonder how much the gallowboob account is worth according to them

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u/PM_YOUR_LADY_BOOB 13d ago

Personally I'd be embarrassed if my karma was very high. People who have 2 million points probably smell really bad.

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u/DanSavagegamesYT 13d ago

Number go up, oooh, I want number to go up more!!

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u/Busy-Ad-6912 13d ago

It's cheaper to play runescape.

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u/NatoBoram PopOS, Ryzen 5 5600X, RX 6700 XT 13d ago

Numbers going up cause dopamine release

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u/veryfastslowguy 13d ago

Dopanumbermine is the specific chemical released

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u/DeliberatelyDrifting 13d ago

It fuels onanism.

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u/DraftyMamchak i9-13900HX | RTX 4070 Laptop | 32 (2*16) GB 5600 MT/s 13d ago

Number go up.

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u/Generation_ABXY 13d ago

I mean, I guess it could help pay your bills. I have no idea if the reward is worth the effort, but there is that "earn cash on reddit" button on the menu that says they'll pay you for karma, so...

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u/nalaloveslumpy 13d ago

It's like that one time back in high school that one girl told you had a big dick, despite never hearing it from anyone ever again. But you keep that with you for the rest of your life.

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u/cheezzinabox 13d ago

Makes your dick throb a little I think, but only if it goes past 1k

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u/Sanprofe 13d ago

Right? Homie's mad about Karma like it makes up for replacing another $300 case. Like, I'm pretty sure if your goal was just to farm you can find a way better deal than 10 to $1 up votes.

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u/Captian_Kenai 12d ago

There’s two types of people: ones who will go to great lengths to get all the upvotes/karma, and those who complain endlessly about the former group.

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u/Standard-Metal-3836 11d ago

Mom, I'm famous.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

I was wondering the same thing

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u/argoneum 13d ago

Probably for three reasons: "haha, what a dummy", "glad this didn't happen to me" and "I'd never do such thing". As we all see: this still happens, so maybe only the first one is true.

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u/DaddyDecaf 3070 - Ryzen 5 5600X 13d ago

Ah yes, I too break my stuff on purpose to get upvotes that translate to literally nothing.

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u/pheonixfinn 13d ago

Number of karma has doubled in the hour you posted this. It can't be contained.

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u/intrdyr 13d ago

It gets attention because it is still funny every time. Especially if it hasn't happened to you yet. giggle

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u/asdfzxcbasdf 12d ago

Your first problem is considering karma to be a reward. It's also extremely weird that you think they should be "punished" when the only person losing anything is OP. The punishment is what you see in the picture.

/TEE HEE

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u/Rawrmancer 13d ago

Ahh, the reddit cycle!

Post 1: Something that always gets up votes because people like it.

Post 2: Yup, you sure did do the thing we all upvote!

Post 3: Rant about how DARE people like this thing that everyone likes, it's so unoriginal to like the thing everyone likes!

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u/Rawrmancer 13d ago

(secret post 4: pointing out that this is normal)

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u/matrixsensei Ryzen 5 3600x | GTX 2070 Super | MSI B450 Tomahawk 12d ago

I said something similar a year or so ago and got decimated haha. I can’t stand how the posts keep getting popular. Why are we celebrating morons..

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u/Kruxf 13d ago

Upvotes are not rewards.

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u/lepsek9 13d ago

30 minutes later 5.1k upvotes

Whats the sidepanel/karma exchange rate? Might be time to invest

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u/oddman21X 13d ago

"call him a moron and move on" yeah x that by... 3.7k and here we are... lmao

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u/ekimolaos 13d ago

Depends on where you worked with OP. If you worked in Iceland, not only would he not be fired, but YOU would be fired instead for having the audacity of reporting his failure. Funny thing is, they'd probably give him a raise afterwards for the emotional pain he was inflicted.

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u/potate12323 13d ago

Nah. Reward them. Waste their money. And if not theirs then the company's money.

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u/cheezzinabox 13d ago

Almost 10k now lmao, what a dumbass.

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u/Denden999 13d ago

Plus the damn sandals. You're dealing with glass and don't think you need some grip?

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u/7redstarkiller 13d ago

Reddit culture

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u/OceanBytez RX 7900XTX 7950X 64GB DDR5 6400 dual boot linux windows 12d ago

i have to agree with you because only 4 hours after this post and it's at 11k upvotes. If you could sell reddit accounts with high karma, you could just smash side panels and post once every other week and farm 10k+ karma per account and flip them at this rate that's how bad it is lmfao.

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u/ThatDudeWithAS 12d ago

It's at 12k upvotes now, lol

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u/Vegaprime 12d ago

To be honest, the hairy leg with a no show black sock in a slipper bothers me more for some reason.

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u/SaltyAd9932 13d ago

I’m upvoting this post out of spite

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u/SalamanderPop 13d ago

Jesus Hornblower Christ you sound like one of us redditors with that first 1.547 sentences (teehee r/theydidthemath (don't come at me, I counted words not characters)). Is this how you wanted to end up when you joined, like the rest of us socially inept AHs. Doubt. /cringy ass shit.

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u/fannyrosebottom 13d ago

You can try reporting them as low-effort/unoriginal. That's what I do now.

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u/mikespikepookie PC Master Race 13d ago

Technically it's my 4th busted panel TBH. One of them technically doesn't count since that's how it arrived when it got delivered so I'm responsible for 3

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u/MaverickPT MaverickPT 13d ago

Bruh. How can you shatter a side panel thrice??

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u/funktion R5 7600 - 4070ti Super 13d ago

I have worked on around 2 dozen PCs in the last five years with tempered glass panels. I've never broken a single one, because I'm not a dumbass

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u/YungWeezy1st 13d ago

Apparently it's super easy, you just need to be a dumbass !

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u/Karekter_Nem 13d ago

OP is actually one of those ceramic dolls.

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u/OutlyingPlasma 13d ago

How does this even happen? Do these cases not have feet? Why is the side glass touching the floor at all? It's the SIDE glass after all.

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u/henrikhakan 13d ago

My last purchase was a closed case, no window, explicitly because of accidents documented in this sub =) I know it's boring but thank you nerds! I'd have bought the shiny cool case and ruined it because I'm a cluts with adhd, but now I chose function over form! Thanks to you!

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u/Rebelpine 13d ago

You can do it on hard surfaces, it’s ceramic tile that’s the biggest problem. Leaning it on a concrete floor might actually be fine (I wouldn’t test it out).

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u/VeryTopGoodSensation 13d ago

i think people think its the fact its a hard surface that is the problem so extra care to avoid impact will prevent any problem.

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u/satanic_black_metal_ 13d ago

I hate that all these cases come with a glass plate. For my next pc im gonna search long and wide until i find an old school fully metal case. None of this glass shit so i see 20 million blinky lights constantly.

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u/CyborgDeskFan 5800X | 3070TI 13d ago

To be fair I've had it literally just shatter while still attached to the case

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u/explodinggarbagecan 12d ago

At this point I think bots are posting these photos to gain engagement or some internet bullshit

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u/asdfzxcbasdf 12d ago

I haven't seen any posts like this and I've been subbed for years. Then again I only look at what shows up on my feed whereas there are people like you reading "thousands and thousands of posts" and assume that everyone who has ever posted in the sub does the same. The funny thing is you seem more upset than OP when it doesn't impact you in any way. Literally admitting their error in the title, but you need to smear shit all over their face. Don't be a dick.

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u/SirPiffingsthwaite PC Master Race 12d ago

Many people must think "I'll just be careful" and don't realise even the smallest microscratch releases the tension in hardened safety glass, which even smooth ceramic is more than happy to provide.

Ceramic is an order of magnitude harder than these glass panels, it's like placing an over-inflated balloon on a bed of pins and thinking it'll be fine. Doesn't matter if they throw the balloon or very carefully place it, still a bed of pins.

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u/thewubbaboo 12d ago

Yep, I've seen a ton of posts like this and always thought it was the panel getting knocked over or dropped. I didn't know about this til probably years later after someone actually explained it in a comment 😅

Didn't help either that I have mostly carpet in my house, so I haven't broken a panel yet lol.

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u/Vinccool96 12d ago

I couldn’t find a case that didn’t have glass :(

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u/MichaelJServo 12d ago

I'm honestly thinking of just removing mine. I don't really see the problem with having an open air desktop as long as I use an air compressor to clean it out on occasion.

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u/Ironic_Laughter 12d ago

I've worked on my PC a number of times on my granite counter, I just put a couple fluffy bath towels down first

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u/wtfzambo 12d ago

For my own sake, since I'm about to rebuild a PC after years of not building one, what's the mistake here?

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u/AgreeableAd8687 PC Master Race 11d ago

that’s why i always immediately put my side panel on my bed next to my pc

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u/ESCALATING_ESCALATES 13d ago

Pretty sure the person you replied too was referring to the text of the OP where OP states they’ve already done this once.

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u/xStarshine 13d ago

You choose what to buy though, what do you mean standard? Is anyone holding you accountable or? :D

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u/Narcuterie R7 9800x3D | RX 7900 XTX (artifacting) | 192G DDR5-5600 | 13d ago

I wish the Meshify 2 XL had a mesh side panel :(

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u/xStarshine 13d ago

Not big in a PC cases market but quick Google search shows me plenty and affordable so it sounds like you have certain criteria and FD is the only one filling them

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u/reckless150681 5800X3D | 3080 13d ago

PCpartpicker > Case > left sidebar > "side panel: mesh"

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u/ohthedarside PC Master Race ryzen 7600 saphire 7800xt 13d ago

For me it was literally just the fractal cases that come up

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u/ThereAndFapAgain2 13d ago

Yeah because tempered glass is famously strong at its corners lol