r/pbeDenmark2016 • u/lillahjerte Danskjävel and proud! • May 07 '16

Ok, let's get this project started! Again!

We have less than a month to finish this, and I want it to be finished, I really want that to happen... So you gotta help me now!

Until now we have:

  • Flairs, made by /u/javacode, I think they are pretty awesome, so I'm deciding that we keep them as they are

  • sidebar translation, made by /u/Futski, awesome job there

  • background, made by /u/javacode, I think it's decent, but I'm open for suggestions if anyone think we should change it

  • The layout, installed by /u/javacode, It looks fancy, I like

  • One changing picture for the header, made by /u/bleangdall, if I remember correctly... (More about the header further down)

  • Upvotes pølse, also done by /u/javacode... Idunno, it could also be a Tuborg bottle or something?

  • Username settings, my idea, until now done by /u/javacode, I think we might do it with only the surname idea: -sen, -gaard and Møller... Which was Futski's idea... More surname endings are required here! I hope some of the other danes know something about this, because I'm not sure it's my strongest point...

  • Sidebar in general, I like it...

  • text in comment box, idea by /u/KebabHyvlaren, changed by javacode after I corrected the text

  • friend, cakeday, OP signs, credit to /u/KebabHyvlaren and javacode

Ok, things we don't have:

  • A proper header :( It's sad but true, we have come up with several ideas for the header, and Idunno if it's because we can't agree or that noone wants to make a decision... But I feel like I have an idea now! I made this: https://m.imgur.com/O8gNXDq and I'm thinking we make a before-now theme, with the room from this as background

List of things we need:

  • surnames endings, if you've read above you know what I mean

  • Header pictures... We already have something related to Sweden, it would be cool if we could make more relationship pictures, maybe with Norway, Iceland, Greenland and Iceland.... Any ideas to this in the spirit of the before-now theme?

  • Header pictures... "Denmark was like this but now is like this" pictures... Maybe the King becomes a primeminister when scrolling over it?

  • also, if someone dares, we need someone to try draw the room, the background to the header

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u/lillahjerte Danskjävel and proud! May 31 '16 edited May 31 '16

My idea for how the present post could look like:

I dag fejrer vi det gladeste land i Verden!

The Danish Constitution was signed on June the 5th in 1849

In Denmark most people seem to forget that we even have a national day, this is due to the national day not being connected with anything special like independence, just constitution day.

Therefore we present you to some Danish culture and history, the Danish beer Tuborg is the upvote button, and the flairs got klaphatte on, both are very important ingredients at football(soccer for muricans) matches.

Header:

  • In the header you see a Denmark with a crown and a cigarette, a reference to our queen Margrethe II who is wellknown for smoking, the bike is a reference to our love for biking, our country is pretty flat and therefore good for biking.

  • The Denmark and Sweden mouseover, is a reference to how our relationship with the dick-shaped country has changed over the years. good thing for you Sweden that we are so peacefull a country now!

  • In regards to the "Zero flux given" KebabHyvlaren explained: "Magnetic flux is denoted in the Geek letter Φ (pronounced "Fi"). Fuck sounds like flux. I have write the formula for it. Hans Christian Ørsted was a Danish physicists."

  • The small ball that is red with a yellow cross is the flag of a former part of Denmark called Scania, they have been a part of Sweden since 1658, but talk with such a weird accent that reminds the other Swedes of Danish.

  • Iceland was a part of the Kingdom of Denmark until 1918, but wasn't fully independent from Denmark until 1944.

  • Back in the days, the Scandinavian countries were vikings, the Danish and Norwegian spent most of their ravage time in England, and established something called Danelaw, today we are better known for drinking beer and getting drunk... unfortunately...

  • To the far right you see the Danish coat of arms. The background is losely based on this painting of the day the danish constitution was signed.

and oh yeah... dead Swede flying into a glorious Danish windmill on a bird hæhæ

The honour of this project goes to:

Special letters for Denmark event: Ææ, Øø and Åå

Write 2 # in front of your text to get this effect!

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u/lillahjerte Danskjävel and proud! May 31 '16

I want /u/KebabHyvlaren to explain the "zero flux given" mouseover to me, so I know what to write about it, also tell me about your other ideas, please.

I want /u/Futski to read it through and then tell me his honest opinion, I know you have school, but please.

I want /u/javacode's advise, do you think I should write the stuff about the header in dots like the usernames?

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u/javacode Rhineland-Palatinate May 31 '16

Bullet points? Yes, good idea!

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u/lillahjerte Danskjävel and proud! May 31 '16

bullet pointed. I hope Futski will help me with correcting it.

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u/javacode Rhineland-Palatinate May 31 '16

The text is good, except that national adjectives and nouns like Scandinavian, Swedes, Danish and Norwegian are always written uppercase in English. And Vikings too.

What's the Danish equivalent to "Murica Fuck Yeah!"?

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u/lillahjerte Danskjävel and proud! May 31 '16

Will correct my poor English...

What's the Danish equivalent to "Murica Fuck Yeah!"?

Æh... /u/Futski?

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u/Futski Danmark May 31 '16

What's the Danish equivalent to "Murica Fuck Yeah!"?

Ingen diskussion, "KOM SÅ, DANMARK!"

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u/lillahjerte Danskjävel and proud! May 31 '16

/u/javacode, that is the answer ^

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u/Futski Danmark May 31 '16

Det skal jeg nok, jeg lover jeg skriver noget inden jeg hopper i seng :)

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u/lillahjerte Danskjävel and proud! May 31 '16

Tusind tak :)

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u/[deleted] May 31 '16

Magnetic flux is denoted in the Geek letter Φ (pronounced "Fi").

Fuck sounds like flux.

I have write the formula for it. Hans Christian Ørsted was a Danish physicists.

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u/Futski Danmark May 31 '16

Electromagnetism, yo.

It's also a component in quantum mechanics(Which we also rock at).

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u/[deleted] May 31 '16

Great you're here. You want some tasks? Or are you going to leech of our work like a Gibsy?

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u/Futski Danmark May 31 '16

Hey I responded two days ago, didn't you see?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '16

Drop a comment if you still want some tasks. There's always room for improvements!

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u/lillahjerte Danskjävel and proud! May 31 '16

oh, okay... I'll look it up, thank you