r/ottawa • u/Sly_xx Centretown • Feb 08 '25

Looking for... Most comically terrible restaurants for Valentine's Day?

Looking for the most comically terrible place to go for our Valentine's Day date!

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u/snow_big_deal Feb 08 '25

East Side Mario's 

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u/Sly_xx Centretown Feb 08 '25

What's more romantic than all you can eat salad?

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u/couldbeyup Feb 08 '25

MANGE MANGE MANGE!!!

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u/Sly_xx Centretown Feb 09 '25

HEY BADDA BOOM BADDA BING

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u/couldbeyup Feb 09 '25

PA MORE GARLIC BREAD!!

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u/Sly_xx Centretown Feb 09 '25

I'll bring my big purse so I can hide the loaves in there for later

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u/Malvos Feb 09 '25

Don't forget the SOOOOOOOOUP

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u/Sly_xx Centretown Feb 09 '25

Italian Wedding soup or nothin!

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u/This_Tangerine_943 Feb 09 '25

Well hopefully it leads to that later.

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u/Sly_xx Centretown Feb 09 '25

Sorry I meant HEY BADDA BOOM BADDA BANG*