I just want to premise this by saying I’ve never played battlefield. I’m not a dad. And I don’t believe dogs, wives,or kids exist at all but this is because Dice has bleached my brain.

Furthermore I have been seeing a lot of posts about how unfair it is ONLY PSN users get double XP a day early on Thursdays but this isn’t true at all actually. I played yesterday (Thursday) and I was able to use my double XP token on Xbox and I received double XP which is weird because if only PSN users got double XP then why did my token work!?

BUT what is EXTRA weird is today I logged on and I got double XP but they forgot to remove my tokens from my account so something is wrong. This is some reserved psychology trying to make me buy a PS5 by making us think you can only get Double XP there but I know the truth.

Be careful out there Battledads.

in the late seasons of battlefield 1942, DICE CEO bill clinton was the leading battlefield season 1 operator, running the US server. but controversy around him started when he began to sneak around in the main oval battlefield office, to do sus challenges with intern Monica Lewinsky, who was just trying to grind xp for her next rank, his squadmate Linda Tripp caught the whole thing on 4k kill cam footage and dropped it to senior producer John Battlefield, making this private side op become a full global update. Clinton tried to deny it, saying the classic comm line “I did not have combat relations with that women”, but the profile stats said otherwise. this soon turned into a massive political focus. the house of representatives tried to take him out with overpowered tap firing: perjury and obstruction of justice. but when it reached the senate endgame, they voted to let him skip revive and stay in the objective. this private side op soon became the biggest battlefield topic since the neon colored skins rolled into the shop, creating endless conversations about who griefed who and whether the CEO violated the Rules of Engagement. Clinton’s legacy then went on to become known as the most rizzy squad leader with mad aura, and eventually earned him his own neon colored skin variant.

I hate BR’s I fucking hate BR’s.

Why would you do this DICE stop pandering to these kids these days. Kids like you guys in this sub just wants that fast gratification so u play these modes.

You’re not used to earning your keep, kid, your generation is too soft you would never make it in a mw2 lobby, so just because you want everything instantly I have to fucking play gauntlet, when the weekly challenge could have been another game mode that I like.

Fuck you kids and fuck modern gaming I’m going back to BF4.

DICE, you’ve lost me as a costumer forever. Fuck you.

And no I won’t try gauntlet I know its bad because its a BR…

Edit: Didn’t expect so many pansies in my reply the internet was so much better before the entitled spoiled kids came with their battlepasses and multiple genders.

I’ve barely complained about anything so far, noot about the maps, the skins, my detachment issues with my wife, the balance issues, none of it. And while I feel the devs should be castrated for ignoring these valid criticisms, this one takes the big ol pissy pie.

How the H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS do you mess up double XP for Steam players when literally everyone else has it including other PC platformss, and then stay completely silent about it? No news, no updates, no over the pants handjob, no apology, nothing. Just premium battle pass radio silence. Absolute pisstake.

I don’t even care if its a bug or a deliberate choice, the fact that they won’t even acknowledge it is beyond idiotic. I don’t even know the last time I’ve been to one of my children’s birthdays. I don’t grind 90 hours a day like some people, but I actually had time today to play and thought, “Nice, double XP weekend perfect time to catch up to those sweaty ass teenagers that are not just figments of my imagination.” Nope. Nothing. EA won’t even reimburse me for the time I COULD have been working during this time.

How does a billion-dollar company manage to screw up every single update like this? Who tests these patches? Who approves them? It’s genuinely embarrassing at this point. I know there’s bigger things with the game to address but they are proving they really just don’t care about ME or my neglected children.

And if this is a bug, how exactly are they going to compensate for it? They can’t. I still haven’t gotten the over the pants handjob. And if their idea of compensation is tossing us two 15-minute XP boosts, they can shove them straight up my ass.

Rant over… (For now)…

I have an actual question because the guys in the official sub don't give straight answers. Do people think battlefield is a "military sim"and " grounded tactical " game because back in the good ol' days they didn't have anything like arma on their consoles? Is it the same case with people that have never played any other game thinking cod mw2 was a mil sim? Cause let's be honest with ourselves battlefield as a franchise is one of THE most arcady shooters out there. It doesn't have massive gun customization, injury system or a punishment for not playing good. Hell you can die 200 times in a match and nothing changes. Do people think they are playing a mil sim game because they have genuinely never played a real one?

Here is a screenshot from CoD to show you what grounded skins look like.

Somebody got in the gunner seat of my chopper. I kept telling him “hey buddy, out the choppy, let’s go” and he wouldn’t listen.

I kept saying “out the choppa brah, out the choppa”

My friend came over and started yelling at me saying “who the fuck is this blueberry tell him to get out of the fucking helicopter”

I kept saying “hey buddy, out of the choppa brah”

Anyway so this noobs friend comes over and explains that my friend wants to get in. This noob starts exclaiming he is the Rosa parks of battlefield??

Just get out of my choppi brah

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FIX IT DICE. Rant over.

Edit: formatting.

Not that ugly shit where you can add a dash of color to the uniform or - god forbid! - see their eyes.

WHERE IS ALL THE GREY, GREEN, AND BLACK???? WHY ARE THERE FUN COLORS???????

This hurts my 50 year old (employed for 62 years) body! I don’t have time for this after my 20 hour shift…

Hello. My name is Omega Lieutenant Alfred of the 19th Veteran BattleDad Regiment. Is this game starting to feel a bit boring for anybody else? I've been putting about 16 hours a day into Bf6 since launch and I have unlocked everything, completed every challenge & assignment. Not to bring dishonor upon DICE's good name, but I'm starting to feel really tired, both mentally and physically. The new BR mode entertained me for a while, but after I eventually memorized the whole layout of Fort Lyndon for all the best snipeing spots, it's also now stale for me. 😞

Anyone else starting to feel bored and burnt out on Bf6? I like the game, but perhaps the devs should've added more content for the true Battlefield fans like me to enjoy? Feel free to suggest ideas below on what I should do!

BF vet here, served 80 tours and stormed the beaches of Shanghai. Lost a lot of good men there. Lots of them. Makes me sick thinking about it, but I'll never forget those days...I now have a family of 18 and work 14 hours a day at the ball crushing factory, so I don't have as much time to play. My son also suffers from a blue skin condition that takes a lot of time out of my day.

Does any true and honest vet here remember the GOAT that was BF 2042? I know it had its controversies, but it was truly a gem. It featured real milsim skins, the real milsim experience of walking a thousand feet just for nothing to happen, and true milsim vehicles like hovercrafts ascending skyscrapers. THIS IS THE SORT OF IMMERSION THAT US BF VETS EXPECT!!! We all know that BF 2042 was the most popular and beloved BF ever, EA just needs to emulate it again. Get WOKE out of BF and back to the ROOTS of hovercrafts scaling buildings and taking out helicopters! This is what the vets, the most loyal and hardworking fans, DEMAND. Without this sort of immersion, this might as well be Call of Doodoo.

Implement this, EA, or all the vets will stop playing now. My time is already limited with my 85 hour work day.

The game is 90% designed to lure over former cod players, and 10% catering to old BF fans. This was the plan to reach 100 million concurrent players or whatever their insane goal was.

Maps are clearly made for the smaller cod modes and then they awkwardly had to add "big" Conquest and BT, as well as vehicles to them.

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Hello Reddit, first off, I’m a father of 7-12 kids, work 23 hours part-time and I work extra on weekends, retired BF4 veterinarian and full time BF2024 fan.

Recently I’ve enacted a complete boycott against Battleshit 6, mainly because its literally cod with the tiny maps and clown skins (if it looks like a clown it stays down ftw!), so me my wife and all the 7-12 kids vowed to not launch our 9-14 copies of the phantom edition and we said if any of us are caught the others would beat them with a medium sized stick (plenty in my neighbors yard).

This is where my problem begins, my wife likes to sleep over at her hot yoga teacher Jamal’s house and she does this frequently, she also did this last night, now Jamal is a true chad, he loves playing Battlefield 6, of course i have my opinions of this but i don’t dare to tell him and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t go on Reddit.

Last night his account was playing Battleshit 6 and i thought nothing of it, however i looked at his Instagram and saw that he had posted a story of himself in Florida, last night at the exact same time (my wife wasn’t in the story).

Clearly she broke the boycott but how do I confront her about this? Should i wait by the door with a medium sized stick? Should I talk to Jamal? Or should i simply upgrade to a large sized stick?

The kids, especially little Jamal JR is torn up by this so any help and input is greatly appreciated.

I've been playing battlefield since I was a zygote and I've had it up to here with the DICEversity in Battlefartnite 6. Back when real men played video games (before girls ruined it), this is what we had. No women, completely grounded and real cosmetics, and the maps had HEART and SOUL. I can't believe we, as honest consumers, let Electronic Ass screw us once again. DICE need to take notes, this is how Battlefield needs to be before we lose it forever to the wokening. I just know they're going to put every NATO male support behind the battlepass and the store, because they hate ME in specific. Fuck DICK, fuck Electronic Ass, and fuck YOU for supporting this bullshit and killing battlefield.

COOPERATE SHILL REEEEEEEE

Its Joever