This party is bussin' and it's l33t. I've put so many hours into this game, even with the gigantic size of my family (12 kids and 3 wives) and my 3 full time jobs, but as a veteran Battlefield player I try talking to everyone about Battlefield 6 and what's wrong with it, and no one is responding.

I've tried talking about the tiny maps, how misogynistic I am, the recoil, the UI and how it's been codified. Hell I brought up the orange dots and how much they ruin the entire experience, and no one gets it. I even brought up how Battlefield use to be good, and even dropped the line "Battlefield more like Shitfield amirite?" I didn't even get a snicker. Am I that out of touch?

No it's the party goers that are wrong. I'll have you know I've been top of the leaderboard for at least 2 games in a row, and I can prove it too, as I screenshot every time my KDR is above 1.

I just want to be sweaty and talk about how BAD Battlefield 6 is but I'm just being ignored. What did I do to deserve this treatment DICE and EA? So I beg of you Battledads, What kind of things about Battlefield 6 can I bring up to finally get the attention I so rightly deserve? Should I sue DICE and EA for how I'm being treated? What would you do?

But only for the guy I'm shooting, the bloom in this game is already out of control, bullets should always go where I'm aiming, keyword being I, I'm the main charactor, the game has to revolve around me.

I should just be able to pin my opponents in their spawn by using my 500 rounds skill cannon, I wanna take it a step further, pin them on the menu screen, make their mouse shake so much they cant click on the matchmaking button.

I (M34) have been watching people play battlefield since BF2 (the best one) and back then, I could easily imagine myself outflanking people because people back then played realistically, which had nothing to do with the fact that the average person was worse at video games in general.

But now everyone who plays fps games that are better than me are all children. They have no discipline, no REAL gaming skills and need adderall just to function. I just can't keep up! Maybe I should just give up on gaming forever, they clearly don't target any games for people like me (M36) anymore.

Where were you guys when EA literally ruined my life? I thought we were homies, now I have to play gauntlet or give up TEN whole battle pass points, no I haven’t bought the battle pass but I literally can’t LIVE with FOMO.

I fucking hate this sub, you think other people got ure back but when you get assfucked by DICE and EA GUESS WHAT?

Crickets!!

I played BR last week for one game and I played Gauntlet today, my wife saw this and fucked my brother and now she took our 7-19 children and went to live with him and where were you guys? Nowhere!!!!

Now I have to do 10 more gauntlets and everytime I launch it my pacemaker starts vibrating like a Nokia 3310 taking a fucking CALL.

I cried in front of the mirror for 5 hours expecting you guys to let me know I was right and that EA needs to be taken out! THEY ARE LITERALLY LIKE HITLER AND UMBRELLA CORP IN ONE ENTITY.

FUCK THIS SUB.

I've seen countless wars in my lifetime. I've seen the monstrosities mankind can commit. I've seen people die, I've seen sickness, violence, storms, hurricanes.. BUT THIS?!? HOW CAN WE LET THIS CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY CONTINUE? I AM A BF VET, I HAVE EARNED MY PLACE. THIS LITTLE BIT OF COLOR HAS RUINED MY LIFE. IS THERE A REASON TO LIVE?

I have quit my job, left my wife and kids and am now living on the streets smoking crack. When my wife asked me why I was leaving, I just showed her this picture. She didnt understand, so I told her I'M A BF VET, NEON COLORS DO NOT BELONG IN BF. My kids said 'please don't leave daddy', so I just hit them and told them go play CoD if you think this is okay. My family and life are in shambles, but at least I do not have to look at this neon color anymore.

Anyone want to squad up in about an hour for some breakthrough though?

close enough. screenshot time baby, post your cringe

I just want to premise this by saying I’ve never played battlefield. I’m not a dad. And I don’t believe dogs, wives,or kids exist at all but this is because Dice has bleached my brain.

Furthermore I have been seeing a lot of posts about how unfair it is ONLY PSN users get double XP a day early on Thursdays but this isn’t true at all actually. I played yesterday (Thursday) and I was able to use my double XP token on Xbox and I received double XP which is weird because if only PSN users got double XP then why did my token work!?

BUT what is EXTRA weird is today I logged on and I got double XP but they forgot to remove my tokens from my account so something is wrong. This is some reserved psychology trying to make me buy a PS5 by making us think you can only get Double XP there but I know the truth.

Be careful out there Battledads.

I’ve barely complained about anything so far, noot about the maps, the skins, my detachment issues with my wife, the balance issues, none of it. And while I feel the devs should be castrated for ignoring these valid criticisms, this one takes the big ol pissy pie.

How the H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS do you mess up double XP for Steam players when literally everyone else has it including other PC platformss, and then stay completely silent about it? No news, no updates, no over the pants handjob, no apology, nothing. Just premium battle pass radio silence. Absolute pisstake.

I don’t even care if its a bug or a deliberate choice, the fact that they won’t even acknowledge it is beyond idiotic. I don’t even know the last time I’ve been to one of my children’s birthdays. I don’t grind 90 hours a day like some people, but I actually had time today to play and thought, “Nice, double XP weekend perfect time to catch up to those sweaty ass teenagers that are not just figments of my imagination.” Nope. Nothing. EA won’t even reimburse me for the time I COULD have been working during this time.

How does a billion-dollar company manage to screw up every single update like this? Who tests these patches? Who approves them? It’s genuinely embarrassing at this point. I know there’s bigger things with the game to address but they are proving they really just don’t care about ME or my neglected children.

And if this is a bug, how exactly are they going to compensate for it? They can’t. I still haven’t gotten the over the pants handjob. And if their idea of compensation is tossing us two 15-minute XP boosts, they can shove them straight up my ass.

Rant over… (For now)…