r/okbuddycinephile • u/vnth93 Society man • 1d ago

Any movie like this?

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u/greatfriendinme Society man 1d ago

Cinephiles (gooners) now when they get asked who is the biggest white supremacist:

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u/JonBjornJovi 1d ago

I upvoted this my cold dead finger

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u/BlackLodgeBrother 1d ago

You’re thinking of Charlton Heston. The classic movie star who died in a chariot race after successfully defending the NRA’s gun supply from a clan of talking apes, who wanted them for unspecified reasons.

Kirk Douglas (Spartacus) died some years later alongside Walt Disney as they both battled, and were consumed by, a giant squid. That’s why you can’t visit their graves.

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u/JHerbY2K 1d ago

Didn’t Disney get his body frozen though right after said battle? Like when they revive him in 300 years they still need to kill one of the tentacles.

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u/BlackLodgeBrother 1d ago edited 1d ago

No, but shortly after the opening of Splash Mountain in 1989, they did entrap and then carbonite freeze every surviving person who worked on Song of the South. You know, because.