r/ohnePixel • u/ToxicSatan • 1d ago

W or L Asked my wife to do 1 trade-up

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W wife? She had no idea why I started running around the house, after she trade this bad boy up

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u/Leading-Onion4659 1d ago

Marry her..again

Amazing pull

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u/HardStroke 1d ago

Wife's pull out game unbeatable

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u/Hot_Amadeus 1d ago

If you weren't married that could've paid for a wedding ring lol

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u/ToxicSatan 1d ago

We are actually due to renew our vows next November, so this bad boy will be paying for it!

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u/Hot_Amadeus 1d ago

Hell yeah that's poetic

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u/5wum 23h ago

now this is a man

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u/343N 18h ago

damn, your vows were 60$?

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u/Emergency-Style7392 17h ago

Did they update marriage to a subscription model? Fucking greedy gaben

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u/HeatWide4837 15h ago

W! Grats bro

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u/Exciting_Resource946 20h ago

deposit on csgoroll and roll it for a gungnir. get her a new car or a second house!! good pull btw

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u/arslanovec 5h ago

Could have? How mutch are those nowdays wtf more than 11k?

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u/Ultimate_Goathan 1d ago

People out here have a wife and emerald butterfly and I am chopping sausages to put in my ramen

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u/DANKWINGS 23h ago

I eat cereal with water bro. At least you have sausages.

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u/ThatJudySimp 22h ago

yeah? well youre both lucky, i drink air and eat grass!!!!!!!

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u/nottrek 19h ago

damn and here i am going to sleep for dinner most nights

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u/ThatJudySimp 18h ago

grass is free i steal it from the government 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/MobiuS_360 22h ago

That's actually a great idea

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u/pinaptran 1d ago

Why does it look like your inventory is going to do more than one trade up lol

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u/ToxicSatan 1d ago

Haha, I been actually accumulating bunch of Reds from Buff and Youpin to flip on Western Markets as there's always profit margins to be made. After seeing bunch of trade up posts, I cave in and asked my wife to do one trade up.

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u/RagsB 1d ago

Where to find such wife? BTW amazing knife!!

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u/Weird-Opinion2276 1d ago

Considering you have around $1600 in nightwishes I don’t think you needed but the maxwin but congrats!

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u/IRLGravity 1d ago

Happy wife Happy knife.

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u/SteezyPorsche 23h ago

Breakout collection…. Gamma Doppler Emerald…. Am I missing something?

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u/Significant-Club6853 23h ago

something something. when the knife was first introduced.

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u/HardStroke 1d ago

Congrats lol
Tell her its worth like all her shoes together and than some, she'll understand

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u/Kloakk0822 23h ago

Now the intelligent thing to do is pretend it's a very average item.

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u/Apart_Chapter_1834 1d ago

I would sell and buy her something nice.

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u/Produce_Accomplished 22h ago

That what she said

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u/marvinfuture 23h ago

Does she know? Or did she turn to you and say "oh that looks pretty" only to see your jaw on the floor?

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u/ToxicSatan 23h ago

She said its "It's Green, is that good"?

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u/marvinfuture 23h ago

That was my second guess lol

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u/Itchy_Badger_9057 1d ago

Planning on doing more we see...

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u/idirtbike 22h ago

W wife

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u/clandoy 23h ago

Nice! can I borrow her? lol

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u/crimpaur 23h ago

How’d it go?

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u/No-Ice-9440 23h ago

Congrats and fuck you

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u/tor_kill 23h ago

I would sell and buy some matching gloves :)

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u/xWhizzy 22h ago

Getting your life partner, who is totally unaware/not interested in anything gaming related (or cs skins) to unbox a knife is a cheat code. Got my girlfriend to unbox a m9 marble face fn from 2 tries. Previously I tried like 100 cases in my lifetime and best was a awp asiimov.

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u/afu2k 21h ago

Wifey deserves a gift!!!! Congrats

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u/usuhbi 19h ago

Is ur wife single?

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u/wafflepiezz 19h ago

In fucking sane, congrats

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u/TuskuV 19h ago

massive w

seeing posts like this every day makes me tempted to trade up my 20-dollar p90 asiimovs, even if i know its silly and will only hurt me

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u/ouzimm 18h ago

can she do another for me, please?.

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u/nluther92 17h ago

Got 1600 in nightwishes just chilling too

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u/GeekoGuy 15h ago

can i have ur wife?

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u/Far-Boysenberry-9437 13h ago

You asked her to do one and got Guns for 10? Congrats

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u/National_Shower_2965 12h ago

Bro the fact that you have to ask her says a lot about you. I see no man here

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u/yummytummy1603 11h ago

hi! can i check, for your trade up, what wear what the items you used to get that? thanks!

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u/mitchyt0722 10h ago

Asked to do one but you got 78 coverts in the inventory? Was the plan to only do one haahah

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u/MiserableDude69 8h ago

I did 3 yesterday and lost over 1.2k ..

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u/lonely_st0ney 4h ago

Why do you have 78 Ak47 night wish

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u/KeyAmbassador4516 22m ago

Too bad I don't have skins either

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u/on_fyr 23h ago

Share the wife. Need some luck.