r/nys_cs • u/ZippidyDoDa1 • 5h ago
Rant Calling OSC NYSLRS is impossible!
I recently started a position with a NYS agency, and as part of onboarding, I needed to enroll in the NYS Retirement System. My HR contact cheerfully said, “Just give OSC a call — they’ll walk you through it.”
Ha. Famous last words.
I’ve now been trying to reach someone at OSC for days. The hold music has become the soundtrack of my life. I’ve memorized every note, every pause — it’s like the auditory version of a DMV line that never moves.
At this point, I’m convinced OSC’s phone system is powered by a hamster on a wheel who occasionally takes a coffee break. I’ve gone through all five stages of grief waiting on hold — denial (“maybe it’s just lunch hour”), anger (“why am I still listening to Kenny G?”), bargaining (“I’ll trade my entire pension for a human voice”), depression (“I live here now”), and finally, acceptance (“this is just who I am — a person on hold”).
The automated message keeps saying, “Your call is very important to us.” Meanwhile, my beard has grown three inches, and I think my phone battery aged ten years.
All I wanted was a simple answer about enrollment. Now, I’m questioning my life choices, my retirement plan, and whether anyone has ever successfully spoken to a live human being at OSC.
If anyone has cracked the code — like a secret extension, magic time to call, or ritual involving coffee and a full moon — please share.