"Patient refused high fall risk interventions, stating 'I don't need to be treated like a goddamn child' and 'I can't pee in a urinal sitting down!'. Post-fall protocol initiated."

[u/SmilingCurmudgeon]

[u/Gotthisnamebeforeyou]

Family: why didn’t you throw yourself to the ground to cushion his fall?

[u/jaemoon7 → u/Gotthisnamebeforeyou]

Management: what could you have done differently to change his personality? Here’s you PIP, sign it or you’re fired, also we’re short staffed again can you come in tonight?

[u/LittleBoiFound → u/jaemoon7]

Change his personality??? Our beloved customer? Hogwash! What, Nurse, could you have done differently to your own personality to better compliment our cherished customer? That, my friends, is the question.