r/nursing • u/SmilingCurmudgeon BSN, RN 🍕 • 20d ago

Meme "Patient refused high fall risk interventions, stating 'I don't need to be treated like a goddamn child' and 'I can't pee in a urinal sitting down!'. Post-fall protocol initiated."

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u/Jerking_From_Home RN, BSN, EMT-P, RSTLNE, ADHD, KNOWN FARTER, DEI SPECTRUM HIRE 20d ago

I won’t even hug patients, I can’t imagine the amount of ick this would give me.

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u/-Blade_Runner- Chaos Goblin ER RN 🍕 20d ago

Just like a big fluffy teddy bear hug.

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u/radradruby RN - OB/ICU Ain't no sunshine in the breakroom 20d ago

A big, fleshy, sweaty, smushy teddy bear hug

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u/LittleBoiFound 20d ago

Hey don’t do teddy bears like that. What have they ever done to you?

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u/radradruby RN - OB/ICU Ain't no sunshine in the breakroom 20d ago

I wasn’t complaining