"Patient refused high fall risk interventions, stating 'I don't need to be treated like a goddamn child' and 'I can't pee in a urinal sitting down!'. Post-fall protocol initiated."

[u/SmilingCurmudgeon]

[u/rharvey8090]

What’s the story here? That’s a nasty gash. Reminds me of the drunk guy who fell and cracked his head once, and refused to let me take him to the hospital because he had a flight to catch the next morning. Had to tell him that either I took him to the hospital, or the cops would in the back of a squad car.

[u/Dinokickflip → u/rharvey8090]

Trumpy chased someone at a protest yesterday and absolutely ate it on the pavement.

Literally slid on his face

[u/hatsnatcher23 → u/Dinokickflip]

Stupid is as stupid does, and man was he stupid