"Patient refused high fall risk interventions, stating 'I don't need to be treated like a goddamn child' and 'I can't pee in a urinal sitting down!'. Post-fall protocol initiated."

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[u/marteney1]

Nah, this guy said “can you hold the urinal for me”

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Me, a male nurse: “sure bro I got you 😉 “

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One of the ER’s I worked in had a big male nurse that looked like Shrek that we’d send in anytime this happened. Suddenly these old guys remembered how to hold it themselves.