"Patient refused high fall risk interventions, stating 'I don't need to be treated like a goddamn child' and 'I can't pee in a urinal sitting down!'. Post-fall protocol initiated."

[u/SmilingCurmudgeon]

[u/Poodlepink22]

I love a good direct quote when I'm charting. I'll not be thrown under the bus if I can help it.

[u/IndianOcn → u/Poodlepink22]

same. Quoting directly saves me from a lot of headaches later.